Definitions by HawaiianPunch1
Cougher
Cougher by HawaiianPunch1 January 2, 2023
Herpiegonnorasyphilaids
Herpiegonnorasiphilaids is herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS at the same time. Someone who is an extreme where has herpiegonnorasyphilaids.
Tyler: Look at that chick. She's hot!
Steve: Don't sleep with her! She has herpiegonnorasyphilaids.
Christina (whore): Hey boys! Wanna have sex?
Steve: Don't sleep with her! She has herpiegonnorasyphilaids.
Christina (whore): Hey boys! Wanna have sex?
Herpiegonnorasyphilaids by HawaiianPunch1 January 2, 2023
Bud Light
Bud Light is a pretty good beer. It's not the best, but it beats most beers, especially that disgusting Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Bud Light goes down smooth and is refreshing. A few to a 6 pack of Bud Light is good.
Bud Light by HawaiianPunch1 January 1, 2023
Peggy Hill
Peggy Hill is a hot and smart woman from King of the Hill. She speaks English and some Spanish and is a Spanish teacher. She is Hank Hill's wife and Bobby Hill's mother. Peggy Hill is sexy!
Peggy Hill by HawaiianPunch1 December 27, 2022
Website similarity scam
A website similarity scam is a scam where the website where you usually buy your supplements is a real website and is a dot com website and the fake website will have a dot biz on it and be a fake website. And they end up not selling you the supplements and instead taking the money and that of a few other people and then shutting down the website.
Modafinil XL dot com (Real with the guy in sunglasses, but on the second page of Google when it's usually on the first page): Buy Modafinil!
Tyler: *Searches up Modafinil XL.
Modafinil XL dot biz (fake with the guy in a mask, but on the first page): Buy Modafinil TM!
Tyler: I guess this is the website.
*gives money through PayPal.
*2 months later and no Modafinil.
Tyler's brother Josh: Yo Tyler, I found the REAL website. The other website was a fake website and a scam. A website similarity scam!
Tyler: *Searches up Modafinil XL.
Modafinil XL dot biz (fake with the guy in a mask, but on the first page): Buy Modafinil TM!
Tyler: I guess this is the website.
*gives money through PayPal.
*2 months later and no Modafinil.
Tyler's brother Josh: Yo Tyler, I found the REAL website. The other website was a fake website and a scam. A website similarity scam!
Website similarity scam by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2022
Check cashing scam
A check cashing scam is when someone tells you a fake sad story about a financial situation and then asks do you bank at a certain bank. The scammer often stands there looking for people who come out of banks. Then they asks where you bank. Then they say let's go deposit the check and then when you deposit the check at the machine, the amount of money goes up temporarily. Then they say let's withdraw some money at a time until the check clears. Then you try to buy something with a debit card and it says insufficient funds. You check your bank and it's too late, it's near zero. Then you suspect something is not right. Then someone you know said you were scammed. You were a victim of a scam.
Tyler: I just deposited money into my bank! I think I'll pay that debt I owe the gym then buy supplements.
Stanger tall black guy who looks normal: Help. I have financial trouble. The bank doesn't want to cash my check. Could you cash my check. I'll pay you.
Tyler: Sure.
Black guy scammer: Just add the check to the machine and then I will withdraw money.
Tyler: *logs in to the bank account. With $121.50
Black guy scammer: *secretly watches your bank account amount.
Tyler: Deposits check.
*Numbers go up to $920 but only temporarily because it's a fake check.
Black guy scammer: Now take out $120 dollars.
Look it's a picture of my son and daughter.
*shows picture.
I'll be back tomorrow for the rest of the money. (Not really, or maybe to steal this time without the scam).
Tyler: *Takes out money and pays the guy.
Tyler: Tries to pay a gym debt.
*card says insufficient funds.
Tyler: *runs to bank.
*$1.50
Tyler: Crap!
*Goes home
Tyler's brother Josh: You got scammed! It was a check cashing scam.
Stanger tall black guy who looks normal: Help. I have financial trouble. The bank doesn't want to cash my check. Could you cash my check. I'll pay you.
Tyler: Sure.
Black guy scammer: Just add the check to the machine and then I will withdraw money.
Tyler: *logs in to the bank account. With $121.50
Black guy scammer: *secretly watches your bank account amount.
Tyler: Deposits check.
*Numbers go up to $920 but only temporarily because it's a fake check.
Black guy scammer: Now take out $120 dollars.
Look it's a picture of my son and daughter.
*shows picture.
I'll be back tomorrow for the rest of the money. (Not really, or maybe to steal this time without the scam).
Tyler: *Takes out money and pays the guy.
Tyler: Tries to pay a gym debt.
*card says insufficient funds.
Tyler: *runs to bank.
*$1.50
Tyler: Crap!
*Goes home
Tyler's brother Josh: You got scammed! It was a check cashing scam.
Check cashing scam by HawaiianPunch1 December 17, 2022