Definitions by HawaiianPunch1

Sexfriend 

Someone who you have sex with without actually being friends with that person or being in a girlfriend-boyfriend relationship. Just for sex. Two people who have sex. Sex. Only sex. Together just for sex. Sex! Emphasis on sex and nothing else. Se-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-kz!!!! Sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sexfriends only do one thing together. Sex!

Boy:Yeah!!! we did it!!
Girl:It's sex!!! We're Sexfriends. I'm not your friend or your girlfriend!
Boy: Are we still sexfriends?
Girl:Only until next week! Only sex!
Boy:Nothing but plenty of sex!!!

Sexfriend by HawaiianPunch1 November 2, 2010

Mintanol 

Mintanol is code for 2-methyl-2-butanol. 2-methyl-2-butanol is used for research. However, drinking this chemical makes you feel better about yourself. It makes you feel warm inside, helps you fit in a little, and makes you more social and less shy. It makes you feel sleepy and more relaxed. Hurtful comments from fools (the majority) no longer get to you as much and everything is happy Gilmore. It's liquid confidence. Just don't drink more than 10ml. of that stuff at a time, or you'll be sorry.

I wish I had that stuff. (Sad sigh). I need liquid confidence. I need Mintanol (2-methyl-2-butanol).

Mintanol by HawaiianPunch1 October 27, 2010

Soquid 

A phase of of matter that is has solid and liquid properties, hence the word soquid. A soquid could be either semi-frozen/melted matter or matter that is composed of small particles of solid mix with the right amount of liquid. Slushies, smoothies, and ice cream and other things are poor quality soquids and most may not even be soquids. Mercury is a dense liquid with a high viscosity, not a solid.
Soquids melt faster than soft solids that have a similar or lower melting point. Soquids can also hold peaks. Soquid is (sqd). H2O(sqd)=H2O(l)<>H2O(s). Freezing and melting is occuring at the same time.

Honey, peanut butter, Wendy's frosty, magma, semi-melted glass (which acts like honey), possibly quicksand. All in the soquid phase.

Soquid by HawaiianPunch1 September 26, 2010

Glygallious 

Any substance that is a liquid at 95 degrees farenheit or below which is difficult to boil because it's boiling point is 248 degrees farenheit or higher.

Ethylene glycol(car antifreeze) is glygallious.
Gallium is glygallious.
Propylene glycol is glygallious

Glygallious by HawaiianPunch1 August 10, 2010

Helioxide 

Pronounced (Heal-E-oxide). It's a molecule composed of one atom of helium and one atom of oxygen (HeO). Helioxide is a liquid. Helioxide is a colorless, tasteless, odorlrss drinkable volatile liquid which lowers the freezing point of your blood. Helioxide can be consumed to prevent frostbite. Helioxide is like antifreeze, but as safe as water. Helioxide is fully soluble in water. Helioxide is completely harmless to your hair, skin, eyes, and if swallowed even in large amounts. This liquid is non toxic and non corrosive. Helioxide is tasteless, odorless, and colorless. Helioxide does not mess wit your brain or central nervous system. Helioxide does not get you high. The specific heat for helioxide is 0.95 calories per gram per degree celsius. The boiling point of helioxide is 86.13 degrees celsius. The freezing point of helioxide is -103.88 degrees celsius.The density of helioxide is 0.70 grams per milliliter. Helioxide does not dry hair or skin. Helioxide has pretty much the same viscosity as water. A 35% aqueous solution of helioxide by volume freezes at about -35 degrees celsius.

Person A:Have you heard about the new liquid!
Person B:You mean the one that stops you from freezing solid?
Person A:Yeah!!!
Person B:Whoooaaa!!! Antifreeze(Helioxide)!!!!

Helioxide by HawaiianPunch1 August 10, 2010

Hydrogen oxide 

A scientific word for water. H2O. Not to be confused with deuterium oxide, which is heavy water (D2O).

A: I filled these ballons with hydrogen oxide.
B:What's that?
A:It's water.

Hydrogen oxide by HawaiianPunch1 July 31, 2010

Agoraphobia 

Fear of embarrassment. Being too self-concious. This problem can be solved with ethanol (alcohol).

Person A:I can't be myself or do what I want because I don't want to be embarrassed. I have agoraphobia.
Person B:Just do these things in private.
Person A:I need ethanol!

Agoraphobia by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2010