Definitions by HawaiianPunch1

Electric stove

An electric stove is a stupid stove which make food taste like plastic! No matter how well you cook it or how seasoned it is, nothing can mask the plastic taste that electric stoves leave on food.

Tony: I cooked rice and beans and meat and spaghetti on an electric stove. It taste like plastic! So I got rid of the electric stove and bought a gas stove. Gas stoves add flavor!

Apple using headphone jack hating charging port hating SAM card hating speakers hating cloud loving butt plug wearing hipsters!: But we love the plastic taste!

Electric stove by HawaiianPunch1 February 2, 2023

Gas stove 

A gas stove is a stove that runs on natural gas (propane and butane) or it runs on propane. The gas has ethyl mercaptan which stinks so that you can tell when there's a gas leak. A gas stove is cool! An electric stove is stupid! Electric stoves make food taste like plastic. Gas stoves give food REAL flavor!

Tony: I just cooked rice, beans, spaghetti, and chicken on a gas stove! It's delicious and with real flavor! Not like those stupid electric stoves!

Gas stove by HawaiianPunch1 February 2, 2023

Pee-ers Graceland 

Pee-ers Graceland (less commonly called Poopers Graceland) is a portapotty or many portapotties. It's basically portapotties found near a construction zone. It's good to pee and sometimes even poop there as it also has toilet paper. Pee-ers Graceland is a good place to pee in when you drank too much water, juice, coffee, energy drinks (like redbull, monster, C4, celsius, and bang), highly caffeinated sodas(Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper), spiked fruit punch, vodka, whiskey, wine, and/or beer.

I had a cup of coffee and 3 Coors Light beers and a cup of water. I went to Pee-ers Graceland to pee.

Pee-ers Graceland by HawaiianPunch1 January 30, 2023

Yofurt 

Yofurt is fake yogurt. It is yogurt that comes from non animal sources. While cow ygurt and goat yogurt is yogurt, plant based yogurt is considered yofurt. An example or yofurt is oat yogurt.

Mangina: I'm eating yofurt!

Normal Person: What a mangina!

Yofurt by HawaiianPunch1 January 19, 2023

Chez 

Chez is fake cheese. Chez is either made from oil and no milk or from non animal sources. While cow cheese and Goat cheese are real, oil cheese and tofu (from soybeans) are fake cheese. Fake milk is malk and fake yogurt is yofurt.

Mangina 1: I'm eating tofu!
Mangina 2: I'm eating oil cheese!

Normal person: That's not cheese you're eating, Manginas! That's chez! CHEZ!

Normal person 2: Yeah! What a bunch of manginas!

Chez by HawaiianPunch1 January 19, 2023

Malk 

Malk is any "milk" that is not from animal sources. Milk from animal sources like Cow or Goat is REAL milk! Milk from plant sources such as soy or almond is "milk" or fake milk or Malk. Milk is nutritious while Malk is far less nutritious. You can't feed malk to a baby, or they'll die of malnutrition. They need Cow's Milk, Formula, Goat's Milk, or their Mom's breast milk. Cheese from non animal sources is Chez while yogurt from non animal sources is yofurt.

Idiot mangina: Look at me! I'm drinking Almond Milk!
Idiot mangina 2: I'm drinking Soy Milk!

Normal person: You're drinking Malk, Manginas! Malk!

Normal Person 2: Yeah! What a bunch of Manginas!

Malk by HawaiianPunch1 January 19, 2023

It's the tryptophan! 

"It's the tryptophan!" is a phrase that is said by someone who has taken Modafinil and Red Bull during Thanksgiving when everyone is eating Turkey that contains Tryptophan and are also eating rice and corn and salad and pie and flan and lasagna and soda. Then during a superhero movie or a movie about aliens or maybe a cartoon, your family starts sleeping and then you say "It's the Tryptophan!" since Tryptophan makes you sleepy.

Mom: Cooks turkey.

Dad: sets the table and gets the soda.

Brothers: sits down.

You: *has a Redbull and a Modafinil.
Everyone: Eats Thanksgiving meal.

Everyone: *watches movie and starts falling asleep.

You: It's the Tryptophan!

It's the tryptophan! by HawaiianPunch1 January 14, 2023