monolog

A single and solo turd passed during a bowel movement.

I got constipated from eating a jar of crunchy peanut butter two days ago and passed a monolog so long that I had to break it up with a mop handle before it would flush.

by harry flashman July 28, 2003

casreped

Naval jargon for equipment that is inoperative.

The AN/SLQ-22(A)V(1) is casreped...it shit the bed last night on the midwatch....friggin' HPA and High Level TWT went out and took the O-1331 and HD-791 with it.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

groinal acreage

Body mass of the pubic area.

Bubba bragged about his groinal acreage at football practice but in the showers it became common knowledge that his real estate was "quaint, small and a handyman project."

by harry flashman August 04, 2003

limberdick

n. An impotent person.

Dave is such a limberdick.

by Harry Flashman July 03, 2003

microgivashit

1000 nanogivashits, 1,000,000 picogivashits.

What Geraldo Rivera is thinking doesn't even register on my microgivashit meter.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003

no balls

The ultimate dare from which a man cannot back down without incurring more loss of dignity than following through with the actual stupidity of doing the dare and suffering its consequences.

Bubba replied. "Whadaya mean 'no balls', I ain't skeert to piss on no electric fence."

by harry flashman July 29, 2003

hunting accident

What happens to a dog that is unrestrained by its owner that torments livestock, bites your children or defecates on your redwood deck more than once.

Princess is gonna have a hunting accident this weekend.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003