Harry flashman's definitions
As the first M-1 Abrams rolled into Baghdad, Saddam cried out, "Fuck me to tears", shaved his beard, donned a dress, lightly applied make-up and then slipped out the back door and joined the fleeing refugees.
by harry flashman August 5, 2003
Get the fuck me to tearsmug. A potted meat considered fine dining in Alabama when consumed in quantity with the resulting breath odor being much prized in attracting potential marriage partners; sometimes served at family gatherings with tragic results.
Jarleen, don't give DeWaine no vienna sausages for dinner until he finishes his homework conjugating them Latin verbs.
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
Get the vienna sausagesmug. Every time I hear a politician pontificate about the Earned Income Credit or tax rebates for people who didn't pay taxes it frosts my balls.
by harry flashman July 23, 2003
Get the frosts my ballsmug. A term of endearment a grown man says to his small child or a grown man says to another grown man only if he is secure in his own heterosexuality and absolutely certain beyond all doubt that the other grown man enjoys total confidence in his heterosexual orientation.
by harry flashman July 11, 2003
Get the sillygoosemug. 
What happens to a dog that is unrestrained by its owner that torments livestock, bites your children or defecates on your redwood deck more than once.
by harry flashman July 15, 2003
Get the hunting accidentmug. An expression used to indicate strong annoyance at someone or something, a stonger expression than "frosts my balls."
by harry flashman July 23, 2003
Get the chaps my assmug.