Definitions by Harry flashman

proto-hominid

A person dissimilar genetically from Homo Sapiens, lacking critical cognitive skills, the ability to learn from mistakes and devoid of any meaningful verbal ability. Should he or she accidentally breed, their progeny will die out within 2 or 3 generations in a fizzle of hyper-Darwinian evolution.

Quit raggin' on poor old Jolene...her daddy was a proto-hominid and the girl can't help the way she is.

proto-hominid by harry flashman July 6, 2003

onewatt

A dim bulb, not quick on the uptake, slow.

Harry has oatmeal for brains...a real onewatt.

onewatt by harry flashman July 5, 2003

Toadly-Wan-Kanobi 

A high priest of toadliness, one who lives and practices the art of toadliness to a very high level, striving for toad nirvana. Can usually be spotted in public as the one alternately picking his nose and deeply scratching his ass with the same hand.

Yo! Toadly-Wan-Kanobi, try to keep your fingers out of the cheese dip.

Toadly-Wan-Kanobi by harry flashman July 4, 2003

ass-scratcher 

The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.

Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.

ass-scratcher by harry flashman July 4, 2003

cattywumpus 

Skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.

Bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.

cattywumpus by harry flashman July 4, 2003

hoofuckinray

An interjection indicating tepid enthusiasm. (also: "yifucinhaw" or "Yafuckinhoo")

Hoofuckinray, yellow socks...just what I wanted for my birthday.

hoofuckinray by harry flashman July 4, 2003

yafuckinhoo 

An avowal of minimal excitement.

Yafuckinhoo, 537 on my SAT...let's go celebrate at Chucky Cheese.

yafuckinhoo by harry flashman July 4, 2003