Definitions by Harry Flashman

nugget

A newly commissioned Naval Ensign, recognized by the prominently displayed shiny gold bars on his collar. Known for his/her eagerness, inexperience and folly.

We need someone to sign for all those missing 5"54 caliber white phosphorous shells...go get the nugget, Ensign Lemming.

nugget by harry flashman July 20, 2003

tofu 

The white squarish lumps in your miso soup, Quite tasty.

Takasan tofu watashi-wa miso jodai.

tofu by harry flashman July 19, 2003

grackle

A brand name combining the words "GRAnular", "cRACK" and "spACKLE"; a spackle-like buttplug to safeguard one's plum during short periods of incarceration.

Yolanda, call my lawyer and bail bondsman and bring my toothbrush, putty knife and grackle.

grackle by harry flashman July 19, 2003

felino-american

An American of Latino heritage who fellates. (See also: felcasian-, felfro-, felnese- and feliut-.)

Jorge was a felino-American and had few friends in his Marine rifle squad; his sister, Juanita, however enjoyed wide popularity in the squad.

felino-american by harry flashman July 19, 2003

fujimom 

A variation of fujimo (fuck you jack I'm moving out.) The additional "m" tacked on the end may stand for mofo.

I ain't sitting through the third act Il Travaore-On-Ice...fujimom.

fujimom by harry flashman July 19, 2003

spam scam 

A replacement of ground pig entrails and body parts with the entrails and body parts of a domesticated farm animal of another species not in accordance with SPAM(tm) or USDA specifications.

Oy vey, I should have known it was a spam scam at those prices and the "Product of Saudi Arabia" written on the lable.

spam scam by harry flashman July 19, 2003

chihuahua

A canine rat.

I offered to take Nadine's chihuahua, Senor Guapo, rabbit hunting. Senor Guapo was destined for a tragic hunting accident.

chihuahua by harry flashman July 19, 2003