yob

A thugish young male.

Sid Vicious was a yob...but, you know, people change...they get older, wiser...they mature...Sid's no longer a yob; he's dead.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

intestate

The act of not leaving your testicles to anyone in your will, but rather desiring they be buried with you.

They may not be much use at my age but by God as sure as they hang to my kneecaps I'm going to die intestate and take them with me.

by harry flashman July 22, 2003

loaf

A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)

Excuse me please, I have to go pinch a loaf.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

no hable Ingles

Combined with a shrug, this is a useful phrase to avoid answering questions.

Q. Have you accepted our lord, Jesus Christ, as your personal Saviour? A. No hable Ingles.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

throbber

A pulsating vein, usually on the forehead that is a predictor of a violent outlash from a hotheaded person.

Steer clear of Ramon...he's got a throbber and needs someone to skim the turds out of the alligator pit.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

Combinded Federal Campaign

The collateral duty assigned to whoever the commanding officer is most pissed at. Combinded Federal Campaign = United Way Campaign.

Fuck me to tears...second year in a row the Captain put me in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

nilpferd

A hapless but likeable loser.

Lighten up on Smedley...he's a nilpferd.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003