316 definitions by Harry flashman

onewatt

A dim bulb, not quick on the uptake, slow.

Harry has oatmeal for brains...a real onewatt.

by Harry flashman July 5, 2003

megaheinous

Hugely hideous and repulsive.

Rob, you megaheinous shitweasel...long time no see.

by Harry flashman July 10, 2003

ass-scratcher

The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.

Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.

by Harry flashman July 4, 2003

Qusay and Uday

The sons of Saddam Hussein who were adjudged not fit to breed and were given an infusion of lead instead of vasectomies.

Qusay and Uday were rendered sterile by means of numerous implants of copper coated lead boluses of 5.56mm diameter.

by Harry flashman August 3, 2003

Gwockomali

The kind of avocado salsa spread they serve in Jersey.

Yo, dis gwockomali tastes like shit...where dey make it? Noo Yawk?

by Harry flashman July 29, 2003

schlocky

Of inferior quality or junky.

If you buy a tool that says "made in China", be assured it is schlocky.

by Harry flashman July 25, 2003

asswhuppin'

Intense physical retribution involving heavy bruising put upon a person in need of a life lesson in civility, politeness and manners.

Kenny King put an asswhuppin' on Larry.

by Harry flashman July 13, 2003