stop walking around cullman

used to express extreme tiredness or low blood sugar

"Wake up, James!"
"What? Where am I? Stop walking around Cullman!"

or

"Are you ok, Jason?"
"Sugar! Stop walking around Cullman!"

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

matriculate

verb: to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university. (kind of sounds dirty, so it is good to use on dumb fucks who are fat and were only tshirts, also they want know the word b/c their being dumb keeps them from matriculating)

During the graduation ceremonies, Jack couldn't help but think of the first time that he and Stephanie matriculated.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

double dip

to subsequently fuck a shitty asshole twice.

Because my girlfriend's asshole had too much shit in it, I had no choice but to double dip.

by HappyHenry35 June 25, 2003

Ruben

The projected winner of American Idol.

"Did you watch American Idol last night?"
"Yes, that Ruben will most definetly win."

by HappyHenry35 May 10, 2003

no one

the correct answer to "Who built the Ark ? "

"Who built the Arc? No one! No one! "

by HappyHenry35 June 13, 2004

toss salad

what Martha Stewart teaches you how to do on her show.

I watched Martha Stewart Living this morning. She taught me how to toss a salad.

by HappyHenry35 June 29, 2004

urbandictionary.com

verb: to idiotically look up the definition of the source in which you are looking up definitions.

noun: 1. a man dressed in drag. 2. the website urbandictionary.com

that urbandictionary.com urbandictionary.com'd on urbandictionary.com !

by HappyHenry35 June 26, 2004