29 definitions by HappyHenry35

twitch

(1) to roll up a jay or blunt.
- most always used with the word "one".

(1) hey, let's go twitch one behind papa john's!

by HappyHenry35 February 15, 2007

DO

Doctor of Osteopathy - a system of medical practice based on a theory that diseases are due chiefly to loss of structural integrity which can be restored by manipulation of the parts supplemented by therapeutic measures (as use of medicine or surgery)

My primary care physician is a Doctor of Osteopathy.

by HappyHenry35 July 11, 2004

Cock Eye

what you'd be if you had the skin from your circumcision sewned to hold your eyes open.

i have no idea where i am

by HappyHenry35 June 26, 2004

coffeedence

(n) - the pyschological feeling of empowerment one possesses from purchasing and drinking a Yuppie-style beverage.

Guy 1 : "I feel awesome! I can take on the day!"

Guy 2: "Considering you are holding that frozen mocha, sounds like you got some coffeedence!

by HappyHenry35 April 3, 2009

double dip

to subsequently fuck a shitty asshole twice.

Because my girlfriend's asshole had too much shit in it, I had no choice but to double dip.

by HappyHenry35 June 25, 2003

hershey highway

1. the road that leads to diabetes and obesity when taken.

Don't go down Hershey Highway. It has too many carbs.

by HappyHenry35 July 3, 2004

toss salad

what Martha Stewart teaches you how to do on her show.

I watched Martha Stewart Living this morning. She taught me how to toss a salad.

by HappyHenry35 June 29, 2004