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Liz

This Liz girl plots against your new relationship with your boyfriend
by Happy Christian November 23, 2023
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James

He will most likely never date a girl with an A in her name because they are the best girls to date and that's reality. These people will side with you then leave you, yet their romantic abilities when they take you in is totally of another kind :)
James and Alyssa are the best lovers that will one day go down in history
by Happy Christian September 30, 2020
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April Vasquez

April Vasquez is a pretty nice girl

Will be a kind of girly and even listen to pop music
The April Vasquez I know is quiet
by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
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Cheyenne

Cheyenne is a gruesome woman, a stupid girl that will never leave Alyssa and her boyfriend Braeden alone. All she does is annoy their relationship. I hear she just got pulled She literally steals your crown/throne and you send hate her way. She says that shes into agriculture and she really needs to realize how much people hate her and that they would love to get rid of her.
Hi my name is Alyssa and I just removed this bitchy, fat, annoying spammer and scammer who steals Alyssa's turn. Just like all the other women. Cheyenne has a fat face too. She also thinks that Braeden loves her but no truth is shes wrong.

All Cheyenne will ever get is hate
by Happy Christian October 22, 2022
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Yousef

the only real Jesus figure in your life. Helps you worship God better and understand the live above sinfulness
I met Yousef in 2017 and going to school and learning about business, he transformed and impacted by mindset to be kind to those who are kind to you
by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
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Braeden

Braeden is the love of Alyssa's life and after joining his livestream(keep it a secret) they became a Bonnie and Clyde love match. Their love story is also very successful and they will get rid of the annoying devil(satan) Cheyenne Bitches who tried to destroy their relationship forever

Braeden will soon return to the living God and the Gods will favor him and he will rise up as Alexander the Great and destroy every woman his way

His name and legacy will soon make history once he renews his malicious flirty ways. To be honest, you will never ever get to pull a Braeden after meeting him because another woman made the finest impression on him and now he has her wanting to get a Mazda so she can pray at the nearest Adoration Chapel

Cheyenne is NOT Braeden's girlfriend at all. Cheyenne is an annoying white, fat girl from Spokane Washington who violated Alyssa's privacy

Once God raises their situations, Cheyenne will be killed off in the end

Well Good, she always annoyed Alyssa. Even when she got rid of her and asked other people to stop talking to her boyfriend

Braeden would normally choose Alyssa over everyone. And even if he did talk to women, he lied to them and deceived them
Its very annoying if your boyfriend is a Braeden because no matter how much you pray, other women will take advantage. Once he gets into a relationship of great romance, privilege, and benefit, your going to love what he brings to the table.

He also gives you on the spot goals such as signing up for EBT Cash so you can use it when your together
by Happy Christian October 22, 2022
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Braeden

a hot guy

id say that hes okay

dont embarass yourself in front of him though

is really just teamed with God the father
and is only here to correct you

will never speak up about his seriously relationship
Braeden would rather have a healthy girlfriend

well
by Happy Christian April 20, 2023
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