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A merger of the words internet and graffiti. Inspired moments ago by the urbandictionary wall. Yeah, aren't I creative? Anyway, something to the effect of leaving your mark somewhere for all to see, for good or bad. Sort of like blogs, only most people don't read them because it's like reading someone's diary, after they shoved it in your face. (though I will admit, some blogs are interesting... others just suck)
Pronounced ne-fee-tee (like ne in never, fee is what you pay (occasionally preceeded by "late," and tee, like a shirt, or what you hit golf balls off of if you don't want to screw up the grass)
Pronounced ne-fee-tee (like ne in never, fee is what you pay (occasionally preceeded by "late," and tee, like a shirt, or what you hit golf balls off of if you don't want to screw up the grass)
Dood, I love bloggin, I am such a neffiti artist!
No you aren't, you're just a stupid kid with a privacy problem.
Shup man, don't hate my neffitism.
I don't hate your stoopid neffitism, it's your friggin' feminism that pisses me off!
No you aren't, you're just a stupid kid with a privacy problem.
Shup man, don't hate my neffitism.
I don't hate your stoopid neffitism, it's your friggin' feminism that pisses me off!
by Hans le Noir November 24, 2005
Get the neffiti mug.An anomaly found on the X-Files, a popular sci-fi show that ran for 9 seasons, and spawned many other take-offs involving slightly-similar circumstances. (CSI and other shows like that can be argued to have been influenced by the X-Files) At any rate, the super soldier was, as its name suggests, a genetically modified person, often nearly indestructible. One way of destroying it would be to somehow lure it near a large formation of rocks that contain copious quanitities of iron, which would then attract its metal body and kill it.
Also can be used to describe players of sports that are seemingly awesome at everything, or just incredibly good at one thing.
An amazing person, colloquially
Also can be used to describe players of sports that are seemingly awesome at everything, or just incredibly good at one thing.
An amazing person, colloquially
That super soldier almost blew Mulder's head off! Oh no!
Jerome Bettis is a super soldier, nothing will ever stop the Bus!
I am a super soldier, look at my aweXome hacker skills and my mod car that goes 50 billion miles an hour!!!!
(to which a non-idiot would reply) Shup, you listen to Green Day and act like you are the first groupie
Jerome Bettis is a super soldier, nothing will ever stop the Bus!
I am a super soldier, look at my aweXome hacker skills and my mod car that goes 50 billion miles an hour!!!!
(to which a non-idiot would reply) Shup, you listen to Green Day and act like you are the first groupie
by Hans le Noir December 4, 2005
Get the super soldier mug.A phrase that describes what teh leetest (not really) executives must do after their three hour power lunch. It also might describe a mathematical term, such as n to the power of pee, but that's a bit more nonsensical.
It is also when you have a limited time to "relieve yourself," and you do so as quickly as possible. Usually leads to a return trip to the restroom half an hour later.
It is also when you have a limited time to "relieve yourself," and you do so as quickly as possible. Usually leads to a return trip to the restroom half an hour later.
Bob just got out of his batter-powered power lunch, and really needs to take a power pee before the shit hits the fan.
Lisa was told by her teacher that she could visit the restroom, as long as she chopped down the mightiest tree in the forest with A HERRING, and took less than 5 minutes to complete that task, as well as going to the restroom and finding a nice shrubbery for the principal. Any longer, and she would be expelled. That warranted a major power pee.
nerd: Oh em gee nerdina, I just got nerdy to the power of pee! Yesss!
Lisa was told by her teacher that she could visit the restroom, as long as she chopped down the mightiest tree in the forest with A HERRING, and took less than 5 minutes to complete that task, as well as going to the restroom and finding a nice shrubbery for the principal. Any longer, and she would be expelled. That warranted a major power pee.
nerd: Oh em gee nerdina, I just got nerdy to the power of pee! Yesss!
by Hans le Noir January 8, 2006
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"MTTS" debuted February 13, 2006 and has gained considerable popularity, or so one would think. There is a store where you can buy bags or shirts for a decent price, like TPFD and ND.
"MTTS" debuted February 13, 2006 and has gained considerable popularity, or so one would think. There is a store where you can buy bags or shirts for a decent price, like TPFD and ND.
"Oh god. People are still reading Hamlet? Jesus. I wrote that shit in like one fortnight. I owed some people some money, you know what I'm saying? Shakespeare got to get paid, son."
The first Married to the Sea comic, with the above quote next to a picture of Shakespeare.
The first Married to the Sea comic, with the above quote next to a picture of Shakespeare.
by Hans le Noir October 22, 2006
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A person of the male variety, who possesses the qualities of being very interesting to talk to. He will often be good looking, and more often than not, a gaggle of women tag behind him, hoping to get a chance for some action. He might use this to his advantage then, and keep all of them for himself, forming a harem, or on the other hand, immediately running off to confide in his boyfriend that all the freaky ladies won't stop kissing his ass.
A person of the male variety, who possesses the qualities of being very interesting to talk to. He will often be good looking, and more often than not, a gaggle of women tag behind him, hoping to get a chance for some action. He might use this to his advantage then, and keep all of them for himself, forming a harem, or on the other hand, immediately running off to confide in his boyfriend that all the freaky ladies won't stop kissing his ass.
20 something girl "Oh em gee! That guy is soo hot, and I just love talking to him."
Annoyed friend "Yeah, the real charisman, huh?"
Annoyed friend "Yeah, the real charisman, huh?"
by Hans le Noir January 26, 2006
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People that suck at marching but act like god.
People that suck at marching but act like god.
That fidiot almost made me get in an accident!
Agh! So and so made me miss my drill move! What a fidiot!
Agh! So and so made me miss my drill move! What a fidiot!
by Hans le Noir September 26, 2005
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In "Lord of the Flies," the name represented both a tangible and mental thing or fear. Can be used to describe scary people, parents, people you don't like, or a certain band.
Also has a much nicer ring to it than "beast." Beauty and the Beastie just sounds... friendlier.
In "Lord of the Flies," the name represented both a tangible and mental thing or fear. Can be used to describe scary people, parents, people you don't like, or a certain band.
Also has a much nicer ring to it than "beast." Beauty and the Beastie just sounds... friendlier.
Jobob- "Jimmee! That dern beastie right nearly et my fingars off!"
Jimmee- "Leyt's get outta heyr then!"
Jimmee- "Leyt's get outta heyr then!"
by Hans le Noir February 3, 2006
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