Definitions by Hans le Noir
gangster sleeves
The term used to describe when someone has one sleeve rolled, pulled up, or even ripped off, while the other sleeve is left intact. Also, weird shirts that have only one sleeve by design.
If you are planning on beating someone up and only using one arm in doing so, then gangster sleeves might be useful so that you don't give your adversary (opponent) a faceful of fabric.
Amputees with only one arm might be said to have gangster sleeves, though that seems a tad bit disrespectful, and it's advised against using the term in this situation.
If you are planning on beating someone up and only using one arm in doing so, then gangster sleeves might be useful so that you don't give your adversary (opponent) a faceful of fabric.
Amputees with only one arm might be said to have gangster sleeves, though that seems a tad bit disrespectful, and it's advised against using the term in this situation.
"That idiot just ripped my sleeve off... now everyone's gonna say I've got those damn gangster sleeves!"
"OH EM GEE, Julia, gangster sleeves are so IN right now, I have to buy 50 million shirts that have them!1!1!! one one one!"
"OH EM GEE, Julia, gangster sleeves are so IN right now, I have to buy 50 million shirts that have them!1!1!! one one one!"
gangster sleeves by Hans le Noir January 5, 2006
Calvin and Hobbes
Truly one of the best comic strips ever done, sadly it has been discontinued by its artist, Bill Watterson. Not only does the comic bring something of an amazing vocabulary to a medium usually lacking in that division, but it is also hilariously funny, and often times cute.
The protagonist is Calvin, a six year old that enjoys torturing his teen-aged babysitter, and romping in the woods with his best friend, Hobbes. They have fun by holding top-secret GROSS meetings in their treehouse, and throwing various assortments of things at Susie, the focus of Calvin's frustration at times.
The side-kick of sorts is Calvin's stuffed tiger, which, at least in his imagination, is a real tiger that likes tuna fish sandwhiches, and steals his covers in bed. Also loves to have his belly rubbed
Basically, if you haven't read anything of the C and H variety, your life is lacking...
n/v (a calvin and hobbes/ calvin and hobbesed) something ridiculous, and potentially dangerous. (aka backing a car out of the driveway and into the ditch, riding a flimsy wagon off the edge of a cliff, throwing ice/snow balls at girls)
The protagonist is Calvin, a six year old that enjoys torturing his teen-aged babysitter, and romping in the woods with his best friend, Hobbes. They have fun by holding top-secret GROSS meetings in their treehouse, and throwing various assortments of things at Susie, the focus of Calvin's frustration at times.
The side-kick of sorts is Calvin's stuffed tiger, which, at least in his imagination, is a real tiger that likes tuna fish sandwhiches, and steals his covers in bed. Also loves to have his belly rubbed
Basically, if you haven't read anything of the C and H variety, your life is lacking...
n/v (a calvin and hobbes/ calvin and hobbesed) something ridiculous, and potentially dangerous. (aka backing a car out of the driveway and into the ditch, riding a flimsy wagon off the edge of a cliff, throwing ice/snow balls at girls)
The Chicago Tribune still runs Calvin and Hobbes strips.
I just Calvin and Hobbesed... I jumped off a bridge and swam in sub-zero water!!!
I just Calvin and Hobbesed... I jumped off a bridge and swam in sub-zero water!!!
Calvin and Hobbes by Hans le Noir December 28, 2005
megaphone
Besides the well-known term used for the description of something that amplifies people's voices (or grunts) with the intent mainly being on annoying everyone in a 1 mile radius.
To the same effect, a megaphone is also a person that thinks the person on the receiving end of the phone conversation must be deaf, or they are at a rave, so their voice must overcome all other noises. No matter what, their grating utterances find their way into your brain, often causing it to melt completely, or if you are lucky, cause your cells to spontaneously combust. If you are not lucky, then you are left alive, and must live with these people until you are so old that you do go deaf, or fall down a stairwell and (due to the immense friction created), spontaneously combust.
You will know these "megaphones" when you see them, as they talk rather loudly (even when off the phone), and often resemble small useless animals. Like poodles. They are mainly self-important individuals that think they are the sole creator of the universe, and of course, their opinions are fact, up is down, and left is actually right.
I have a sneaking suspicion these devils are somehow connected with the big brother.
There is no cure, short of eliminating all said individuals, and or taking out their vocal cords (or tongue).
To the same effect, a megaphone is also a person that thinks the person on the receiving end of the phone conversation must be deaf, or they are at a rave, so their voice must overcome all other noises. No matter what, their grating utterances find their way into your brain, often causing it to melt completely, or if you are lucky, cause your cells to spontaneously combust. If you are not lucky, then you are left alive, and must live with these people until you are so old that you do go deaf, or fall down a stairwell and (due to the immense friction created), spontaneously combust.
You will know these "megaphones" when you see them, as they talk rather loudly (even when off the phone), and often resemble small useless animals. Like poodles. They are mainly self-important individuals that think they are the sole creator of the universe, and of course, their opinions are fact, up is down, and left is actually right.
I have a sneaking suspicion these devils are somehow connected with the big brother.
There is no cure, short of eliminating all said individuals, and or taking out their vocal cords (or tongue).
"Oh crap, I just got done talking to a megaphone, and I think she blew my zarking eardrums out! aieeee!"
megaphone by Hans le Noir December 23, 2005
roasted people
What marshmallows eat around the campfire, occasionally with graham crackers and hershey's chocolate.
Also, what cannibals eat for their sustenance, though not always roasted. (Hannibal Lecter liked them fresh)
Similarly, what is pretty much depicted in the Rammstein song, "Mein Teil." Wherein, a man places an ad in the newspaper for a dinner companion, and he finds one. Of course, being the civilized gentleman that he was, the person that placed the ad shared the other man's genitals with him.
Also, what cannibals eat for their sustenance, though not always roasted. (Hannibal Lecter liked them fresh)
Similarly, what is pretty much depicted in the Rammstein song, "Mein Teil." Wherein, a man places an ad in the newspaper for a dinner companion, and he finds one. Of course, being the civilized gentleman that he was, the person that placed the ad shared the other man's genitals with him.
"Mmm, Marshmallow Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, especially when they catch on fire for a little bit!"
"Mmm, Cannibal Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, even if I like them a little bit fresher, and when they don't have all this nasty hair!"
"Mmm, du schmechts gut!" (or something to that effect)
All: "We love to eat roasted people!"
"Mmm, Cannibal Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, even if I like them a little bit fresher, and when they don't have all this nasty hair!"
"Mmm, du schmechts gut!" (or something to that effect)
All: "We love to eat roasted people!"
roasted people by Hans le Noir December 9, 2005
super soldier
An anomaly found on the X-Files, a popular sci-fi show that ran for 9 seasons, and spawned many other take-offs involving slightly-similar circumstances. (CSI and other shows like that can be argued to have been influenced by the X-Files) At any rate, the super soldier was, as its name suggests, a genetically modified person, often nearly indestructible. One way of destroying it would be to somehow lure it near a large formation of rocks that contain copious quanitities of iron, which would then attract its metal body and kill it.
Also can be used to describe players of sports that are seemingly awesome at everything, or just incredibly good at one thing.
An amazing person, colloquially
Also can be used to describe players of sports that are seemingly awesome at everything, or just incredibly good at one thing.
An amazing person, colloquially
That super soldier almost blew Mulder's head off! Oh no!
Jerome Bettis is a super soldier, nothing will ever stop the Bus!
I am a super soldier, look at my aweXome hacker skills and my mod car that goes 50 billion miles an hour!!!!
(to which a non-idiot would reply) Shup, you listen to Green Day and act like you are the first groupie
Jerome Bettis is a super soldier, nothing will ever stop the Bus!
I am a super soldier, look at my aweXome hacker skills and my mod car that goes 50 billion miles an hour!!!!
(to which a non-idiot would reply) Shup, you listen to Green Day and act like you are the first groupie
super soldier by Hans le Noir December 4, 2005
neffiti
A merger of the words internet and graffiti. Inspired moments ago by the urbandictionary wall. Yeah, aren't I creative? Anyway, something to the effect of leaving your mark somewhere for all to see, for good or bad. Sort of like blogs, only most people don't read them because it's like reading someone's diary, after they shoved it in your face. (though I will admit, some blogs are interesting... others just suck)
Pronounced ne-fee-tee (like ne in never, fee is what you pay (occasionally preceeded by "late," and tee, like a shirt, or what you hit golf balls off of if you don't want to screw up the grass)
Pronounced ne-fee-tee (like ne in never, fee is what you pay (occasionally preceeded by "late," and tee, like a shirt, or what you hit golf balls off of if you don't want to screw up the grass)
Dood, I love bloggin, I am such a neffiti artist!
No you aren't, you're just a stupid kid with a privacy problem.
Shup man, don't hate my neffitism.
I don't hate your stoopid neffitism, it's your friggin' feminism that pisses me off!
No you aren't, you're just a stupid kid with a privacy problem.
Shup man, don't hate my neffitism.
I don't hate your stoopid neffitism, it's your friggin' feminism that pisses me off!
neffiti by Hans le Noir November 24, 2005
wheresgeorge
A phrase asking a question, if you couldn't tell. It is also a currency tracking service where you can see where the money you have came from, and let others do the same. If you see a bill with "See where I've been/ Track where I go next/ www.WheresGeorge.com, then you can enter that bill into the registry, and do just that. It's interesting to see how far the pieces of paper end up going.
also WheresGeorge, etc.
also WheresGeorge, etc.
"Hey look, I just found out wheresGeorge."
"You dummy, it should be 'where george is.'"
"Whatever. "
"You dummy, it should be 'where george is.'"
"Whatever. "
wheresgeorge by Hans le Noir November 21, 2005