Hank Mcdizzleson's definitions

Mad tv

The show that will be playing on a non-stop loop for eternity when you get to Hell.

Satan: "Welcome to Hell! Sit your ass down and watch MAD TV for the rest of eternity! Muahahahahah!!!!!!"

by Hank McDizzleson January 18, 2009

Crane Kick

The most devastating move in all of martial arts. Perfected by Ralph Macchio in the original Karate Kid. If done correctly, the Crane Kick will assure victory for all who use it.

The Crane Kick should only be used in life or death situations, or in youth karate tournaments.

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 26, 2011

Some Matrix shit

When someone performs a reflexive feat that seems to defy physics.

Guy 1 throws a lighter point blank range at Guy 2, who catches it without even thinking.

Guy 1: "Damn, Guy 2, that was some Matrix shit"!

Or....

Guy drops his bottle of Gatorade but kicks it back up to his hands before it hits the ground. That's some Matrix shit.

by Hank McDizzleson May 16, 2010

bloons

It's this tower defense game and it is very addicting. You pop the bloons with your weapons of death.

Man I just made it to level 93. Fuckin' Bloons.

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 22, 2011

Mcdizzles

It's Mcdonald's!!!

"I sure am hungry; I think I'll go get some Mcdizzles"

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 4, 2008

Drizzle

Something Snoop Dogg carries an umbrella for.

Guy 1: Why you got thatumbrella?

Snoop: Fo Drizzle!!!!

by hank mcdizzleson October 2, 2008

boiler rooming

A game where you get a bunch of friends, dress up in expensive business suits, and head out to a shitty bar.
Once there, you act like you are extremely wealthy and important while everybody at the bar wonders who the fuck you all are and why you're at their shitty bar.

Chuck: "Hey, call the crew, we're gonna go Boiler Rooming tonight."

Dave: "Awwww yeahhhhhh..."

by Hank McDizzleson July 4, 2008