Hank Mcdizzleson's definitions

Mad tv

The show that will be playing on a non-stop loop for eternity when you get to Hell.

Satan: "Welcome to Hell! Sit your ass down and watch MAD TV for the rest of eternity! Muahahahahah!!!!!!"

by Hank McDizzleson January 18, 2009

lieclops

Someone who is a compulsive liar.

"Don't listen to anything Stephanie says- SHE'S A FUCKING LIECLOPS"!!!

by Hank McDizzleson July 4, 2008

looser

Idiotic way of spelling "loser". Most often used by teens and adults with no more than a 2nd grade grammar level.

Guy 1: OMG! Todd is such a looser!

Guy 2: I told myself I was going to do this do the next person I saw spelling the word "loser" like that; so now I am going to set your house on fire. You brought this upon yourself.

by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

Drizzle

Something Snoop Dogg carries an umbrella for.

Guy 1: Why you got thatumbrella?

Snoop: Fo Drizzle!!!!

by hank mcdizzleson October 2, 2008

Crane Kick

The most devastating move in all of martial arts. Perfected by Ralph Macchio in the original Karate Kid. If done correctly, the Crane Kick will assure victory for all who use it.

The Crane Kick should only be used in life or death situations, or in youth karate tournaments.

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 26, 2011

bloons

It's this tower defense game and it is very addicting. You pop the bloons with your weapons of death.

Man I just made it to level 93. Fuckin' Bloons.

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 22, 2011

Some Matrix shit

When someone performs a reflexive feat that seems to defy physics.

Guy 1 throws a lighter point blank range at Guy 2, who catches it without even thinking.

Guy 1: "Damn, Guy 2, that was some Matrix shit"!

Or....

Guy drops his bottle of Gatorade but kicks it back up to his hands before it hits the ground. That's some Matrix shit.

by Hank McDizzleson May 16, 2010