You fail at the internets

What cool dudes say when someone's being a noob.

Noob: *spams up the boards*
Cool dude: Wow. You fail at the internets.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 10, 2005

gameboy micro

The new GameBoy that is SUPPER TUPER TINY TEENY WEENY! It was revealed at E3 2005. It has the brightest screen ever, rumored to turn blind men into seeing human citizens. A price is not yet set, but it'll be released some day.

And with that, Reggie stuck his mighty hand ito his stylish suit and pulled out from its sexy depths, a GameBoy Micro!

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 02, 2005

A few days later

When something very exciting happens one day, and the next exciting even doesn't happen until next week, then you just say "a few days later" and it skips over all of that boring time!

Cartman: Oh, no, the bad guy got away!
Timmy: Timmy!

A FEW DAYS LATER...

Cartman: Look, Timmy, there's the bad guy again!
Timmy: Timmy!

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 03, 2005

jimmy eat world

A surprisingly iPod-worthy mainstream rock/punk/pop band with some nice beats. Their first hit, "The Middle", never gets old.

Regis Philbin made fun of Jimmy Eat World, and said they sucked, but who cares? He's REGIS!

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel July 15, 2008

FATTER

To gain more fatness, or to become more fat than you were before.

Holy crap, Joe, did you just get fatter?

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 02, 2005

american toast

When George W. Bush noticed that the word "French" was in the name of a food he ate every day, he demanded it be changed.

Unfortunately, the trend never caught on.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 03, 2005

baha men

A sad entry in the book of life. The rap/pop band's one-hit wonder, which was quite tuneless in the first place, -'s chorus went "NOW HOO LET THE DAWGZ OWIZZOWT WOOF WOOF" and had thusly created the most annoying catch phrase of the early 2000's.

Jim: Hey, last night, a guy broke into my house and left the door open, thus creating a gateway for my Shnauzher to escape torture.

Bo: Oh, really? I bet he REALLLY let the dogs out. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Jim: Hey didn't the Baha Men sing that?

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 11, 2005