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Definitions by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel

Alternative for the word "spam" in message boards on July 4th.
Dude: It's the 4th of July!
Other dude: LOOK AT MY WEBSITE!!
Dude: Dude, stop spreading hotdogs.

battle of the bands 

The ongoing battle of all of Urban Dictionary. If someone dislikes a band, they'll throw in a really bad definition about that. That's what I like to call the Battle of the Bands.
Green Day sucks so bad. I'm gonna go write a mean definition on UD.
A very mysterious rapper. One day, he got up, wrote "I Wish", which became a big hit, then was never heard from again. It wasn't even realeased as a single. A radio station found it in their toilet one day. No one knows how it got there.
Skee-Lo? Oooooooooooooooh. Creepy.

gameboy micro 

The new GameBoy that is SUPPER TUPER TINY TEENY WEENY! It was revealed at E3 2005. It has the brightest screen ever, rumored to turn blind men into seeing human citizens. A price is not yet set, but it'll be released some day.
And with that, Reggie stuck his mighty hand ito his stylish suit and pulled out from its sexy depths, a GameBoy Micro!

authoritah 

Basically, power. Most effective when employed in Colorado, in Park County.
Dude: You will RESPECT my AUTHORITAH
Other dude: Okay. *respects dude's authoritah*
To gain more fatness, or to become more fat than you were before.
Holy crap, Joe, did you just get fatter?

are you as turned on as i is?

What Kevin Federline said to Britney Spears as they saw two cows, uh... being naughty.
"More," Britney replied.