oksana

A Russian word for a woman with a freakishly flat batty buttocks

Alan - "cor' Steve look at that bird over there, she's stunning"

Steve - "she's alright but just walked past her and she's a right oksana"

by Halal Jamal September 12, 2022

Spagussy

The Oxford Dictionary recognised term for Italian Female Genitalia.

It's receives its name, not only in reference to the origin of Spaghetti from Italy but also due to the apparently eerily similar texture of Spagussy to Bolognese upon entry.

Marcus Edu deep dove into a swamp of Spagussy and enjoyed every moment of the experience.

by Halal Jamal October 16, 2024

Linguss

A name for a nonce of the Nigerian variety, normally identified around Nurseries and playgrounds

E.g. "Be careful Mary, I think I spotted a stray Linguss in the bushes earlier"

by Halal Jamal December 29, 2021

Linguss

A Nigerian nonce who is often spotted around nurseries

E.g. "Careful Mary, I think I may have spotted a Linguss by the bushes outside"

by Halal Jamal December 28, 2021

New Balance

The world's greatest shoe and clothing brand, endorsed by only the most elite athletes

Kawhi Leonard reps New Balance

by Halal Jamal January 04, 2022

Mohamed Elneny

One of the best midfielders to grace the Premier league in its over 30 year existence. He has an immaculate range of passing and an astonishing ability to score goals from long range.

It is said that he is so talented, he consciously makes an effort to only score bangers because tap ins are beneath him

Mo Salah - "Mohamed Elneny is the best player I have ever played with"

by Halal Jamal December 05, 2022

Female Alan

A female Alan is the freakiest of freakishly freakishly women you will ever encounter, she's down for any cause. Her face may be unassuming and innocent but go home with her and your perception of life will be altered forever

GPS - "Damn Female Alan did the splits on my boinker whilst sipping tea on top of the kitchen table La"

Peter - "It should've been me"

by Halal Jamal November 01, 2022