Halal Jamal's definitions

Linguss

A Nigerian nonce who is often spotted around nurseries

E.g. "Careful Mary, I think I may have spotted a Linguss by the bushes outside"

by Halal Jamal December 28, 2021

Linguss

A name for a nonce of the Nigerian variety, normally identified around Nurseries and playgrounds

E.g. "Be careful Mary, I think I spotted a stray Linguss in the bushes earlier"

by Halal Jamal December 29, 2021

Negrofied

To be infected by the low nature of black culture and have it have a naturally negative impact on your day to day life

Old timer - "These poor youth of today, negrofied, the Lot of em"

by Halal Jamal November 1, 2022

oksana

A Russian word for a woman with a freakishly flat batty buttocks

Alan - "cor' Steve look at that bird over there, she's stunning"

Steve - "she's alright but just walked past her and she's a right oksana"

by Halal Jamal September 12, 2022

Spagussy

The Oxford Dictionary recognised term for Italian Female Genitalia.

It's receives its name, not only in reference to the origin of Spaghetti from Italy but also due to the apparently eerily similar texture of Spagussy to Bolognese upon entry.

Marcus Edu deep dove into a swamp of Spagussy and enjoyed every moment of the experience.

by Halal Jamal October 15, 2024

Mohamed Elneny

One of the best midfielders to grace the Premier league in its over 30 year existence. He has an immaculate range of passing and an astonishing ability to score goals from long range.

It is said that he is so talented, he consciously makes an effort to only score bangers because tap ins are beneath him

Mo Salah - "Mohamed Elneny is the best player I have ever played with"

by Halal Jamal December 5, 2022

Tiwa

A White Nigerian Thug, not to be messed with. He stands at 7 foot tall and is feared on the roads.

Dooty - Tiwa slapped me up yesterday fam

by Halal Jamal October 5, 2022