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Alan - "cor' Steve look at that bird over there, she's stunning"
Steve - "she's alright but just walked past her and she's a right oksana"
Steve - "she's alright but just walked past her and she's a right oksana"
by Halal Jamal September 12, 2022
Get the oksanamug. by Halal Jamal December 29, 2021
Get the Lingussmug. One of the best midfielders to grace the Premier league in its over 30 year existence. He has an immaculate range of passing and an astonishing ability to score goals from long range.
It is said that he is so talented, he consciously makes an effort to only score bangers because tap ins are beneath him
It is said that he is so talented, he consciously makes an effort to only score bangers because tap ins are beneath him
by Halal Jamal December 5, 2022
Get the Mohamed Elnenymug. by Halal Jamal November 1, 2022
Get the Haggis Nyashmug. A female Alan is the freakiest of freakishly freakishly women you will ever encounter, she's down for any cause. Her face may be unassuming and innocent but go home with her and your perception of life will be altered forever
GPS - "Damn Female Alan did the splits on my boinker whilst sipping tea on top of the kitchen table La"
Peter - "It should've been me"
Peter - "It should've been me"
by Halal Jamal November 1, 2022
Get the Female Alanmug. The Oxford Dictionary recognised term for Italian Female Genitalia.
It's receives its name, not only in reference to the origin of Spaghetti from Italy but also due to the apparently eerily similar texture of Spagussy to Bolognese upon entry.
It's receives its name, not only in reference to the origin of Spaghetti from Italy but also due to the apparently eerily similar texture of Spagussy to Bolognese upon entry.
by Halal Jamal October 15, 2024
Get the Spagussymug. by Halal Jamal December 5, 2022
Get the Kenyan Rizzly Bearmug.