Hal Jackson's definitions

fla-di-da

(flá-dee-da), noun: a liberal spraying of semen onto the human body during the sex act.

You like the fla-di-da? You LIKE the fla-di-da.

by Hal Jackson February 4, 2010

pog

/pog/

1. n.: diminuitive form of poggins; feces

2. v.: the act of defecating

1. I've just had a pog.

2. I have to go pog.

by Hal Jackson February 5, 2010

poggins

/póg-inz/: n. excrement, specifically the act of using the toilet for defecation.

1. I've had a particularly lovely poggins.

2. I have to go make poggins.

by Hal Jackson February 5, 2010

sna

/sna/ n.; snow; a colloquialism for snow, said as an exclamation.

Sna!

Person 1: Come look, it is snowing.
Person 2: Sna!

by Hal Jackson February 5, 2010

flobjobber

Term for an either partially or fully flaccid penis after being removed from a wet vagina.

My penis has turned into a Flobjobber.

by Hal Jackson July 7, 2009

dong sop

The various mucousal substances or liquids remaining on a penis after removal from a vagina.

When I withdrew my penis from her, it had a lot of dong sop on it.

by Hal Jackson July 7, 2009

peedee sop

/pée-dee sahp/ n. device for absorbing menstrual blood; tampon; maxi-pad

When my flow is too heavy, I take out my peedee sop and throw it in the trash.

I need some new peedee sops.

In the Carolinas, we call tampons and pads peedee sops.

by Hal Jackson April 6, 2010