Hal Jackson's definitions

ladick

/láy-dik/ n. Oversized labia which resemble the form or mass of a penis when viewed through clothing.

Eleanor has a ladick. It's really unattractive, and must contribute to the greater smell of her oon.

by Hal Jackson April 25, 2010

peedee

/pée-dee/ n. woman's menstrual cycle or period.

Got my peedee today! Look out!

I'll smear my peedee sops on you!

by Hal Jackson April 6, 2010

goosy goony

gú-see gú-nee: The act of squeezing a woman in between her legs at the labia, from either the front or from behind. Derives from the word "goosing", to describe pinching a someone's behind, combined with "goony", to denote the specific location as being the "goona" or vagina.

The phrase is said while squeezing the area, as an exclamation, e.g., "Goosy goony! Goosy goony!"

by Hal Jackson April 24, 2006

peedee sop

/pée-dee sahp/ n. device for absorbing menstrual blood; tampon; maxi-pad

When my flow is too heavy, I take out my peedee sop and throw it in the trash.

I need some new peedee sops.

In the Carolinas, we call tampons and pads peedee sops.

by Hal Jackson April 6, 2010

dong sop

The various mucousal substances or liquids remaining on a penis after removal from a vagina.

When I withdrew my penis from her, it had a lot of dong sop on it.

by Hal Jackson July 7, 2009

sna

/sna/ n.; snow; a colloquialism for snow, said as an exclamation.

Sna!

Person 1: Come look, it is snowing.
Person 2: Sna!

by Hal Jackson February 5, 2010

fee fee

/fí:-fi:/ or "fee-fee"; v. to investigate something by touching or probing in some way with a finger or hand and then smelling your hands as well as the object that is smelled.

1. Chimpanzees are well known for the way that they fee fee each others anuses as well as their own.

2. I want to fee-fee that cake to see if it is any good.

3. Fee fee my dunghole.

by Hal Jackson May 22, 2007