Hal Jackson's definitions

poggins

/póg-inz/: n. excrement, specifically the act of using the toilet for defecation.

1. I've had a particularly lovely poggins.

2. I have to go make poggins.

by Hal Jackson February 5, 2010

goosy goony

gú-see gú-nee: The act of squeezing a woman in between her legs at the labia, from either the front or from behind. Derives from the word "goosing", to describe pinching a someone's behind, combined with "goony", to denote the specific location as being the "goona" or vagina.

The phrase is said while squeezing the area, as an exclamation, e.g., "Goosy goony! Goosy goony!"

by Hal Jackson April 24, 2006

ladick

/láy-dik/ n. Oversized labia which resemble the form or mass of a penis when viewed through clothing.

Eleanor has a ladick. It's really unattractive, and must contribute to the greater smell of her oon.

by Hal Jackson April 25, 2010

peedee

/pée-dee/ n. woman's menstrual cycle or period.

Got my peedee today! Look out!

I'll smear my peedee sops on you!

by Hal Jackson April 6, 2010

lesbore

/léz-bor/ n. A homosexual woman who talks obsessively about her sexual orientation and the topic of sexual orientation in general. Also <i>lezbore.</i>

Dyanna is such a lesbore. She never talks about anything else but being gay, as if the whole world is concerned about being gay.

by Hal Jackson April 20, 2010

kutaki

kú-ta-kee: vagina. Derived from an Asiafication of the words "coochie" and "poontang".

Oooh, baby, give me the kutaki!

by Hal Jackson April 24, 2006

coona

kú-na: derivation of the word cunt. The vagina, particularly when shaved or free of public hair. Often used together with the word smooth, as in "smooth coona."

Oh baby, that's a nice smooth coona! Give me that smooth coona!

by Hal Jackson November 9, 2006