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Definitions by Hal Jackson

/sláhp-iŋ/ v. the condition when a woman's breasts rest halfway down her torso, as opposed to higher up on her chest.
Whoo, that Samantha Power sure was slopping today at the UN! She either needs to get a new bra, or get some work done.
slopping by Hal Jackson September 24, 2013
pawss n. human orifice, from OE posse, meaning bag or sack, or pocket. May be used to refer to vagina, rectum, or mouth, in the same way as the word "hole". Used primarily as a suffix, as in hogposs (rectum), or dongposs (vagina or mouth).
Shove it in your hogposs, you fat bitch.
poss by Hal Jackson August 24, 2012
gunch v. to gunch; sexual intercourse in the rear entry position, more specifically in the manner of a non-human animal.
I like to gunch that bitch right in her ass!
gunch by Hal Jackson January 11, 2012
sa-sa-O-la n; anus

A linguistic variation on the word "asshole".
You must come and smell my sasaola.
sasaola by Hal Jackson January 3, 2012
kóu-ing v. - A vulgar and juvenile activity that involves a group of men going out together to flatulate in public, with the intent of offending others. The term derives from the fact that cows produce copious amounts of intestinal gas on a continual basis, ergo, to "go cowing" is to intentionally go out in public to flatulate like a cow.
Hey bud, let's go cowing! We can fart all over the mall!
cowing by Hal Jackson December 29, 2011
dünß n. suicide; onomatopoeic representation of sound of gunshot
R. Budd Dwyer made dünss on live television.
dünss by Hal Jackson November 15, 2011

tossing my stinkers 

colloquialism for dancing, particularly for people with bad foot odor.
I was tossing my stinkers tonight; the room smelled so bad it made some people throw up. I haven't washed'em in weeks.
tossing my stinkers by Hal Jackson February 22, 2011