salt woman

a very evil being who will lick the salt off your balls and extract your soul through her vagina.
also known as pobooms mother

"holy fuck its her! lets get out of here!!" - Hakko
"nah lets just let her have her way with us" - fool
"fine have it your way" - hakko
"holy shit my souls gone! dammit" - fool

by Hakko April 14, 2004

nacho anus

nachos served piping hot from the anus

Waiter: "your order sir?"
Hakko: "ill have the nacho anus please"
Waiter: "wise choice sir"
*waiter bends over revealing a nacho anus*

by Hakko November 21, 2004

croning

plucking pubic hairs

"i caught gary croning james last night"

by Hakko December 21, 2003

Saggy Daddys

real saggy balls which when get hot they will tend to get sticky and produce a weird unpleasent smell

"fuck my saggy daddys are startin to smell again mom"

by Hakko December 14, 2003

poboom

wtf?
that weird norwegian guy?

"shaddapa your mouth" - poboom

by Hakko April 14, 2004

soggy anus

an anus which has been buttfucked to the limit and cum is dripping out of it

"oh no whenever i fart my pants get wet"

by Hakko December 14, 2003

king champion

what the natives used to call me after i saved there village from the shredderack army

"ahhh king champion has returned to defend our village from the shredderacks!" - wise village shaman

by Hakko November 21, 2004