yannons

uge boobs that are so yummy and cannonish that when you see them you go "nice fucking yannons"

"i scrapped all over my own chest thinking about her yannons"

by hammer November 09, 2006

Rugby

You need to be fit and agile to play rugby. No pads like in Gridiron. Greatest team to exist is the All Blacks (New Zealand) and the Wallabies (Australia). England think theyre good but they arent.

'England suck at rugby, they only do kick goals because they cant get tries'

by hammer November 09, 2006

nice t's

a beautiful set of sweater kittens. you say it to girls but you don't want them to get all high and mighty so they don't blow you later so after saying "nice t's" you say "not you". sure it's cruel and gets there hopes up, but in the long run, it helps you in your quest to nail them in the seat.

Nice T's Sarah. Not you.

by hammer November 09, 2006

highway head

when a sloung yut gobbles your mule while you drive. usally ends up in either a) a 12 car pile up or b) you shooting all over your steering wheel.

"on the ride home last night, jane gave tom highway head. he hit a jersey barrier. they died instantly."

by hammer November 09, 2006

Fricker

An all round, jolly good chap

You wanna hold onto that one Laura, he's a real Fricker!

by Hammer November 09, 2006

Drunk Bitch

A person, male or female. That talks too much shit and trys to start fights after consuming too much alcohol.

Yeah, that TKE last night was being a drunk bitch! Thats why we kicked his ass!

by HAMMER November 09, 2006

D'arcy Wretzky

One of the sexiest females alive. The Smashing Pumpkins original bassist but left late 1999.

'D'arcy Wretzky is hot'

by hammer November 17, 2003