Beating up assholes

1) Beating up bad people
2) Kicking someone in the bum
3) Anal sex

Person 1: What's he doing?
Person 2: Beating up assholes.
Person 1: Good for him!

by H4XOR13 June 06, 2023

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Erotic Fish

1) Agressively licking a fish to turn your partner on
2) Seafood smothered in cum

Would you like an Erotic Fish, sir?

by H4XOR13 September 25, 2021

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"Bloody hell Margaret! Why'd you leave bog fog in the toilet?! It's stinking up the bathroom!"

by H4XOR13 November 17, 2022

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What to say to an aroused woman with a yeast infection.

Woman: My pussy is destroyed, why am I still horny?

Man: The bread is rising...

by H4XOR13 May 02, 2024

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The vagina and anus of a Russian woman. Very useful for pouring vodka into.

I gently poured my vodka in to my wife's Siberian holes.

by H4XOR13 January 30, 2020

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Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).

Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...

by H4XOR13 June 03, 2023

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More than one person with autism or any other nuerodisability coming at each other for a simultaneous meltdown.

Those guys were a retarding force to be reckoned with...

by H4XOR13 December 09, 2019

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