Urban Dictionary: Definitions by H4XOR13

Beating up assholes

1) Beating up bad people
2) Kicking someone in the bum
3) Anal sex

Person 1: What's he doing?
Person 2: Beating up assholes.
Person 1: Good for him!

Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).

Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...

Getting rickrolled and stopped at the same time.

Person 1: David got striprolled
Person 2: What a whore...

Striprolled by H4XOR13 April 22, 2023

1) Someone who makes and repairs shoes.
2) Someone who gobbles cock

Person 1: I'm going to see the cobbler
Person 2: The shoe guy or your partner?

Cobbler by H4XOR13 April 17, 2023

The geese at the duck pond all having passionate sex with each other simultaneously.

Ro: What's that noise?
Bailey: It's the gorgy.

Gorgy by H4XOR13 April 7, 2023

Birds outside a couple's house jerking off by watching and listening to them have sex.

Person 1: Those birds have been so noisy since we started boning!
Person 2: I think they're masturbirding...

Fogging up the toilet with gassy poo

"Bloody hell Margaret! Why'd you leave bog fog in the toilet?! It's stinking up the bathroom!"

Bog Fog by H4XOR13 November 17, 2022