H4XOR13's definitions

Blasting Off

Cunning so hard, your partner falls off you.

I made such a load last night that Fleur went Blasting Off me!

by H4XOR13 September 28, 2022

Cobbler

1) Someone who makes and repairs shoes.
2) Someone who gobbles cock

Person 1: I'm going to see the cobbler
Person 2: The shoe guy or your partner?

by H4XOR13 April 17, 2023

Cummuting

Putting so much cum in someone's mouth that they can't talk, hence muting them.

Person 1: My partner and I were cummuting all night last night.
Person 2: You disgusting twats!

by H4XOR13 February 12, 2024

Erotic Fish

1) Agressively licking a fish to turn your partner on
2) Seafood smothered in cum

Would you like an Erotic Fish, sir?

by H4XOR13 September 25, 2021

Siberian pipeline

When a woman drinks a lot of vodka and forces herself to throw up in a condom. Afterwards, she will freeze the condom to use as a dildo for later.

Gave my girl a Siberian pipeline last night because she was hammered from all the vodka.

by H4XOR13 February 14, 2020

Pathetic Phallusy

Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).

Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...

by H4XOR13 June 2, 2023

Skinheading

Giving a blowjob to someone who isn't circumcised

Person 1: I'm giving my partner a blow job today.

Person 2: Ew...

Person 1: There's nothing wrong with a bit of skinheading

by H4XOR13 June 16, 2023