Masturbirding

Birds outside a couple's house jerking off by watching and listening to them have sex.

Person 1: Those birds have been so noisy since we started boning!
Person 2: I think they're masturbirding...

by H4XOR13 March 26, 2023

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Siberian holes

The vagina and anus of a Russian woman. Very useful for pouring vodka into.

I gently poured my vodka in to my wife's Siberian holes.

by H4XOR13 January 30, 2020

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More than one person with autism or any other nuerodisability coming at each other for a simultaneous meltdown.

by H4XOR13 December 09, 2019

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Cunning so hard, your partner falls off you.

I made such a load last night that Fleur went Blasting Off me!

by H4XOR13 September 28, 2022

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When a woman drinks a lot of vodka and forces herself to throw up in a condom. Afterwards, she will freeze the condom to use as a dildo for later.

Gave my girl a Siberian pipeline last night because she was hammered from all the vodka.

by H4XOR13 February 14, 2020

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1) Someone who makes and repairs shoes.
2) Someone who gobbles cock

Person 1: I'm going to see the cobbler
Person 2: The shoe guy or your partner?

by H4XOR13 April 17, 2023

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1) Agressively licking a fish to turn your partner on
2) Seafood smothered in cum

Would you like an Erotic Fish, sir?

by H4XOR13 September 25, 2021

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