Definitions by H4XOR13

Beating up assholes 

1) Beating up bad people
2) Kicking someone in the bum
3) Anal sex

Person 1: What's he doing?
Person 2: Beating up assholes.
Person 1: Good for him!

Beating up assholes by H4XOR13 June 6, 2023

Pathetic Phallusy

Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).

Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...

Pathetic Phallusy by H4XOR13 June 2, 2023

Striprolled 

Getting rickrolled and stopped at the same time.

Person 1: David got striprolled
Person 2: What a whore...

Striprolled by H4XOR13 April 22, 2023

Cobbler

1) Someone who makes and repairs shoes.
2) Someone who gobbles cock

Person 1: I'm going to see the cobbler
Person 2: The shoe guy or your partner?

Cobbler by H4XOR13 April 17, 2023

Gorgy

The geese at the duck pond all having passionate sex with each other simultaneously.

Ro: What's that noise?
Bailey: It's the gorgy.

Gorgy by H4XOR13 April 7, 2023

Masturbirding 

Birds outside a couple's house jerking off by watching and listening to them have sex.

Person 1: Those birds have been so noisy since we started boning!
Person 2: I think they're masturbirding...

Masturbirding by H4XOR13 March 26, 2023

Bog Fog 

Fogging up the toilet with gassy poo

"Bloody hell Margaret! Why'd you leave bog fog in the toilet?! It's stinking up the bathroom!"

Bog Fog by H4XOR13 November 17, 2022