Blue Banana

When your dick is so cold it loses its colour.

It's so freezing, I got a blue banana this morning.

by H4XOR13 October 05, 2022

Fruitless Effort

Having a flavoured condom, but no one to use it with.

I broke up with my girlfriend recently, but I still have a flavoured condom. Such a Fruitless Effort...

by H4XOR13 October 28, 2021

Gorgy

The geese at the duck pond all having passionate sex with each other simultaneously.

Ro: What's that noise?
Bailey: It's the gorgy.

by H4XOR13 April 07, 2023

Pathetic Phallusy

Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).

Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...

by H4XOR13 June 02, 2023