Retarding force

More than one person with autism or any other nuerodisability coming at each other for a simultaneous meltdown.

Those guys were a retarding force to be reckoned with...

by H4XOR13 December 09, 2019

Blue Banana

When your dick is so cold it loses its colour.

It's so freezing, I got a blue banana this morning.

by H4XOR13 October 05, 2022

Siberian holes

The vagina and anus of a Russian woman. Very useful for pouring vodka into.

I gently poured my vodka in to my wife's Siberian holes.

by H4XOR13 January 30, 2020

Fruitless Effort

Having a flavoured condom, but no one to use it with.

I broke up with my girlfriend recently, but I still have a flavoured condom. Such a Fruitless Effort...

by H4XOR13 October 28, 2021

Bare Incest

Being in an incestuous relationship and being very obvious about it.

This guy was talking about how well he can pound his sister, that's bare incest.

by H4XOR13 October 21, 2022

Dodgey dodger

1. An out of date Jammie Dodger.
2. A broken dodge charger
3. A pedophile that almost cums in children but never does.

Look at that Dodgey dodger over there!

by H4XOR13 February 01, 2021

Prickly Insertion

Shoving a pineapple up your ass

Aster: Demitris, what did you do?
Demitris: Just a Prickly Insertion...

by H4XOR13 June 28, 2022