H4XOR13's definitions

Bare Incest

Being in an incestuous relationship and being very obvious about it.

This guy was talking about how well he can pound his sister, that's bare incest.

by H4XOR13 October 21, 2022

Blue Banana

When your dick is so cold it loses its colour.

It's so freezing, I got a blue banana this morning.

by H4XOR13 October 5, 2022

Blasting Off

Cunning so hard, your partner falls off you.

I made such a load last night that Fleur went Blasting Off me!

by H4XOR13 September 28, 2022

Prickly Insertion

Shoving a pineapple up your ass

Aster: Demitris, what did you do?
Demitris: Just a Prickly Insertion...

by H4XOR13 June 28, 2022

Fruitless Effort

Having a flavoured condom, but no one to use it with.

I broke up with my girlfriend recently, but I still have a flavoured condom. Such a Fruitless Effort...

by H4XOR13 October 28, 2021

Erotic Fish

1) Agressively licking a fish to turn your partner on
2) Seafood smothered in cum

Would you like an Erotic Fish, sir?

by H4XOR13 September 25, 2021

Dodgey dodger

1. An out of date Jammie Dodger.
2. A broken dodge charger
3. A pedophile that almost cums in children but never does.

Look at that Dodgey dodger over there!

by H4XOR13 February 1, 2021