Sleepy Doggy

Giving doggy style to a sleeping person.

Person 1: Why is there cum leaking out of me?
Person 2: Sleepy Doggy ...

by H4XOR13 August 18, 2023

Bed and breakfast

Oral sex in the morning

Are you going to give your partner bed and breakfast?

by H4XOR13 June 06, 2023

Hobnobs

1) A famous British biscuit made out of flapjack
2) A hobgoblin's penis

Person 1: I'm choking on hobnobs!!!
Person 2: That must be so traumatising!

by H4XOR13 September 10, 2023

Striprolled

Getting rickrolled and stopped at the same time.

Person 1: David got striprolled
Person 2: What a whore...

by H4XOR13 April 22, 2023

Masturbirding

Birds outside a couple's house jerking off by watching and listening to them have sex.

Person 1: Those birds have been so noisy since we started boning!
Person 2: I think they're masturbirding...

by H4XOR13 March 26, 2023

Dodgey dodger

1. An out of date Jammie Dodger.
2. A broken dodge charger
3. A pedophile that almost cums in children but never does.

Look at that Dodgey dodger over there!

by H4XOR13 February 01, 2021

Prickly Insertion

Shoving a pineapple up your ass

Aster: Demitris, what did you do?
Demitris: Just a Prickly Insertion...

by H4XOR13 June 28, 2022