Guru's definitions

yoggles

jamesog slapping Guru being.

* Yoggles slaps jamesog

by guru December 27, 2003

windows

A "user friendly" OS for people who dont have the time not brains to use any other OS I admit XP is alright but I prefer Knoppix or other linux versions.. and as for you people dissing either OS try making your own,....if not.. try setting up as many pcs with various OS's and play around.. its fun..

ignorant user:"my windows keeps crashing"
Guru:"dont be a dumbass and it wont crash"
ignorant user:"oh"

by Guru June 15, 2003

stick with tits

adj. used to catergoize petite females with large tids. Large, relative to the body size.
See tits on a stick

Man, that little asian chick we saw last night, definitely a stick with tits!

by Guru November 7, 2004