Guru's definitions

southern shandy drinking ponce

Ponce from the south of England who don't half talk funny and drinks lady-drinks!

SharpAsKnifes

by guru July 17, 2003

yoggles

jamesog slapping Guru being.

* Yoggles slaps jamesog

by guru December 27, 2003

sure, why not?

The most stupid answer ever to someone asking if they should go into a house full of zombies. From House of the Dead. Due to bad actors and being translated into engrish.

Shall we go in?
Sure, why not?

by Guru January 8, 2004