Now if we are really going to try to quantify sheebz we must go back to first principles. Whenever sheebz is first applied to a problem it starts in small quantities, and once the first sheebz is applied then it is applied in increasing doses.
This can best be expressed as a polynomial. Keep in mind that the rate of work typically decreases (another variable) due to the "ye olde shit-tins" of thinking beers being utilised.
Once adequate amounts of sheebz have been applied to the problem in question typically there is a flat section where sheebz is constant (normal operation - the amount of neon installed can mess with this part of the equation - be careful). This is always followed by some description of catastrophic failure where all sheebz leaves the building, or car, or what is left of the car.
This is an impulse function which makes sheebz impossible to quantify, however a 15th order polynomial is a fairly good approximation.
According to Pete's theory this excess of sheebz must be taken up somewhere else.
I like to think that it is all hiding in Glen's garage.
This can best be expressed as a polynomial. Keep in mind that the rate of work typically decreases (another variable) due to the "ye olde shit-tins" of thinking beers being utilised.
Once adequate amounts of sheebz have been applied to the problem in question typically there is a flat section where sheebz is constant (normal operation - the amount of neon installed can mess with this part of the equation - be careful). This is always followed by some description of catastrophic failure where all sheebz leaves the building, or car, or what is left of the car.
This is an impulse function which makes sheebz impossible to quantify, however a 15th order polynomial is a fairly good approximation.
According to Pete's theory this excess of sheebz must be taken up somewhere else.
I like to think that it is all hiding in Glen's garage.
by Guru March 17, 2004
Get the sheebzmug. Tom-arse.
by Guru August 21, 2003
Get the TREllismug. A "user friendly" OS for people who dont have the time not brains to use any other OS I admit XP is alright but I prefer Knoppix or other linux versions.. and as for you people dissing either OS try making your own,....if not.. try setting up as many pcs with various OS's and play around.. its fun..
ignorant user:"my windows keeps crashing"
Guru:"dont be a dumbass and it wont crash"
ignorant user:"oh"
Guru:"dont be a dumbass and it wont crash"
ignorant user:"oh"
by Guru June 15, 2003
Get the windowsmug.