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plus-sized

Person1: What do you think of "plus-sized" models?
Person2: Fat.
by Guru May 10, 2006
mugGet the plus-sizedmug.

ye olde shit tins

The same as the original shit tins, meaning a vast quantity of a given item with the preffix 'ye olde' indicating someting from days gone by.

Lets be honest, it just sounds better!
phwor, you're gonna need ye olde shit tins of gaffa tape to fix that!
by Guru December 5, 2004
mugGet the ye olde shit tinsmug.

cashed

1) The state of a marijuana receptacle whose contents have been thoroughly exhausted, leaving behind an ash residue. The "cash point," or point at which the receptacle is to be retired or repacked, is often heatedly debated among marijuana smokers; some choose to incinerate the entire contents of the bowl until all said marijuana has been dissipated, while others choose to repack as soon as it begins to adopt a black hue.

2) Certain circles (particularly youth) have adopted the "cashed" adjective as the universal term for a status of depletion.
1) "This bowl is cashed. Shall I repack?"

2) "This bag of Funyons is cashed-ass. Take the empty bag to the trash and grab me some Oreo's from the kitchen. Bitch."
by Guru December 29, 2004
mugGet the cashedmug.

stick with tits

adj. used to catergoize petite females with large tids. Large, relative to the body size.
See tits on a stick
Man, that little asian chick we saw last night, definitely a stick with tits!
by Guru November 7, 2004
mugGet the stick with titsmug.

shit tins

A large and generally excessive quantity of an item
shit tins of gaff tape and zip ties are needed to apply adequate amounts of sheebz
by Guru December 7, 2004
mugGet the shit tinsmug.

southern shandy drinking ponce

Ponce from the south of England who don't half talk funny and drinks lady-drinks!
SharpAsKnifes
by guru July 17, 2003
mugGet the southern shandy drinking poncemug.

yoggles

jamesog slapping Guru being.
* Yoggles slaps jamesog
by guru December 27, 2003
mugGet the yogglesmug.

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