Guru's definitions

sure, why not?

The most stupid answer ever to someone asking if they should go into a house full of zombies. From House of the Dead. Due to bad actors and being translated into engrish.

Shall we go in?
Sure, why not?

by Guru January 8, 2004

yoggles

jamesog slapping Guru being.

* Yoggles slaps jamesog

by guru December 27, 2003

munkus

To lose a colon. Or to be attacked by small colon dwelling gnomes.

Ahhhh man, the doctor munkus'd me. I can no longer poo properly. :(

by GuRu December 2, 2003

aka

Alpha Kappa Alpha

she pledged AKA

by guru September 29, 2003

BM

mother of a man's child

don't trip, she ain't my girlfriend, she just my baby momma

by guru September 29, 2003

TREllis

A fat smelly slag, often used for free mcdonalds supplies.

Tom-arse.

by Guru August 21, 2003

southern shandy drinking ponce

Ponce from the south of England who don't half talk funny and drinks lady-drinks!

SharpAsKnifes

by guru July 17, 2003