24 definitions by Guru

An object loved not only by Chris Baker and Tom Fall but also just about everyone with a brain.
Used for telling the time of course.
by Guru March 11, 2004
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humpage. between 2 people.
umff! umff! umff! umff!
by Guru July 15, 2004
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To lose a colon. Or to be attacked by small colon dwelling gnomes.
Ahhhh man, the doctor munkus'd me. I can no longer poo properly. :(
by Guru December 3, 2003
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A large and generally excessive quantity of an item
shit tins of gaff tape and zip ties are needed to apply adequate amounts of sheebz
by Guru December 8, 2004
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Mate, were gonna need shit tins of beers to survive this crap party.
by Guru December 5, 2004
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1) The state of a marijuana receptacle whose contents have been thoroughly exhausted, leaving behind an ash residue. The "cash point," or point at which the receptacle is to be retired or repacked, is often heatedly debated among marijuana smokers; some choose to incinerate the entire contents of the bowl until all said marijuana has been dissipated, while others choose to repack as soon as it begins to adopt a black hue.

2) Certain circles (particularly youth) have adopted the "cashed" adjective as the universal term for a status of depletion.
1) "This bowl is cashed. Shall I repack?"

2) "This bag of Funyons is cashed-ass. Take the empty bag to the trash and grab me some Oreo's from the kitchen. Bitch."
by Guru December 30, 2005
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