Guru's definitions

southern shandy drinking ponce

Ponce from the south of England who don't half talk funny and drinks lady-drinks!

SharpAsKnifes

by guru July 17, 2003

yoggles

jamesog slapping Guru being.

* Yoggles slaps jamesog

by guru December 27, 2003

shit tins

A large and generally excessive quantity of an item

shit tins of gaff tape and zip ties are needed to apply adequate amounts of sheebz

by Guru December 7, 2004

ye olde shit tins

The same as the original shit tins, meaning a vast quantity of a given item with the preffix 'ye olde' indicating someting from days gone by.

Lets be honest, it just sounds better!

phwor, you're gonna need ye olde shit tins of gaffa tape to fix that!

by Guru December 5, 2004

TREllis

A fat smelly slag, often used for free mcdonalds supplies.

Tom-arse.

by Guru August 21, 2003

umff

humpage. between 2 people.

umff! umff! umff! umff!

by guru July 15, 2004

shit tins

A vast quantity of a given item

Mate, were gonna need shit tins of beers to survive this crap party.

by Guru December 5, 2004