oh fuck

An exclamation of immense frustration and awe an overpowering catastrophe that is about to happen.

mate: Iceberg right ahead!
captain smith: oh fuck!

alpha wing: bombs away!
guy at nagasaki: oh fuck!

stormtrooper: they are at the gates of berlin
hitler: Oh fuck!

Obi-wan: here comes Jar Jar again
Qui Gon: oh fuck!

by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005

darling

A sweetheart. A hubbie. A very close friend.

Lonely rivers aka unchained melody. oh.... my love... my darling... I hunger for your touch...

by Gunkglumb June 02, 2005

Ranger

The surviving men of the west from the Tolkein's universe. The last surviving members of the numenorean race on Middle Earth.

Aragorn was a Ranger.

by Gunkglumb June 17, 2005

copper-T

A product of population control in India, and an item of great mystery to high school kids, and cooper-T is a T shaped strip of copper inserted into the sac of a female, to ensure non-fertilisation. The arms of the T are highly coiled. This has a 97% sucess rate. The copper deactivates the sperm, and the coiled arms are a physical barrier to prevent fertilisation.

Copper T is not in use now. It was never in use, actually.

by Gunkglumb June 02, 2005

randomness

any old bunch of crap that is thrown in together.

The froogle search showed a cat's hair mop that my bitch of an aunt refused to eat because her kitten's doctor had advised her against watching the new video by the old age hooligans. the Pharoas of egypt have taken their mobile phones and are now trying to felch a metaphysical representation of julius ceasar. the plaides have come down in the form of angels who aim to supplement the inorganic growth of tea pods because 1337 people have extended the antenna for maximum reception. The bottle is made biger by the magnifying glass or so one would think if the 14 presidents of the USA were real people. Fast track my mind into the vortex of immeasureable humanity so that the profane expressions of a rabid pundit can be tolerated by the mad goose that sits and chatters about the greater influences of butterflies on the phooning snow leopards of the sahara. A sting in the bing is a cool aria soundtrack where the jet planes all crashed into the mounds of the seven dead kings. I am drinking some whater now and if this goes on any longer you will get fucking irritated. frooling brooling grogs fet comb muck chigga wigga niche hournalism jet got goat froom pas quibejivemenns jsjjgoo sdoifjoidhfogi sdnfduoifhguoisdjfgj sdf sjkfidshfosjfdoiasfsdf coksllsjjsk cocksuckers.

by Gunkglumb June 05, 2005

flush

the short form of a flush, or a hand in the game of royal flush.

I couldn't believe my luck when I got the winning flush!

by Gunkglumb June 06, 2005

avatar

1) An incarnation of a diety or a supernatural being in the physical world.
2) A digital representation of a person who lives only through the internet.

1) The Kalki avatar of Sri Krishna is going to wreck havoc when he comes.
2) Any old yahoo! avatar

by Gunkglumb May 23, 2005