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Definitions by Gumba Gumba

bolshevik 

The Marxist party that came into power in Russia via a revolution in 1917. Ruled russia until 1991 when the USSR was disbanded and formed the CIS nations. The Bolsheviks wore red as a symbol for extreme leftism, and hence, everything they did was called a red action
You bloshevik, you shared my cat among my children by cutting it up. Bastard...
bolshevik by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004
In reverse

.duilf lanimeS
trihs ym no muc
muc by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

cock knocker 

1) A homosexual, or more broadly, anyone who loves the cock.

2) Phallus shaped door knocker.
Then, I get punched in the motherfuckin nuts by a guy names cock knocker.


Wow, that house we saw, it had a cock knocker.
cock knocker by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

Poop Attack 

When shit flies.
it's rainin' poop, allelujia.
Poop Attack by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004
1) A tight orifice.

2) To be shrewd and ungenerous with money. To be a scrooge.

3)To be beyond satisfactory.
Bitch is tight.


My dad is tight

That is tight.
tight by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

castrate 

To remove a man's genitalia.
I'm gonna castrate you.
castrate by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.
The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.