Gumba Gumba's definitions

TVR

British hand-built ultra-violent speed machines that use their light weight and phenomenal power to attain blistering speeds. Unlike other performace machines, these were not designed for the road. Racing, whether quarter mile or track, this will blaze a trail ahead of all but the track-based vehicles. Forget your lame 'vette (porsche power and crap car at normal prices), this is supercar at BMW price.


To outrun one of these violently-delightful little fuckers, you'll either need a kit car like a westfield, or a high-spec sports car, like a decent ferrari or, for the Cerbera speed 12, a 200mph+ supercar (ie McLaren F1, Jaguar XJ220, Ferrari enzo or similar vehicle)



Apparantly, TVR is short for trevor.

Muscle car fan#1: Wow, that tuscan is beautiful. You think we should sell our old, crappy muscle cars and get something like that?

Muscle car fan#2: Why ya hf ta go saying thins lak thayat? We sure is mighty happy with our ugly-ass, slow, thirsty cars.

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

X5

The BMW X5. An off-road version of the 5-series BMW released in 1999. It is an almost flawless car, and can smoke most, if not all, others in its class. There are no inherent flaws, faulty parts, common complaints. It comes highly recommended by all owners. One of the best BMW's ever.

Wow, the X5 even has a place to rest my balls.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

hunters' orange

(n.) Outerwear for hunters that is a bright, reflective orange, disallowing them to be shot by other hunters.

I dress in hunters' orange all the time.

by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

shaggadelic

A sexual deviation of Psychadelic. It means pretty much the same as bootilicious. The difference being that shaggadelic is not specific to any meaning, and that it is never EVER used.



*note: If visiting Britain, do not great people with this phrase. Doing so will result in yourself being ostracized. Austin Powers does not represent 60's Britain.

yeah baby, shaggadelic!

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

Rammstein

Crazy pyromaniac dwarves that work the mines under Snow White's house

Rammstein members get spanked by a ten foot tall snow white, which is cool.

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

this

Oneself or one's possesions.


Object of close proximity, that is being reffered to.

If you had to look this up, you're seriously stupid.

by Gumba Gumba March 27, 2004

fake orgasm

When (usually a woman) pretends to reach orgasm to make their sexual partner feel better.

Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships and commitments.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004