Gumba Gumba's definitions

jaffa

(n.) An impotent person (male or female) who cannot have children. In the male, this usually produces watery, or no seminal fluid.

I hear he's a jaffa


You fucking jaffa!

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

drop point

The place where narcotics will be left for pick-up. Known as dp.

The dp is your house.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

fucking cocksucker

Clichéd triple-insult, used when an object is sought after by multiple parties and time is of the esscence.

GUY 1:"Give me the keys you fucking cocksucker!"


GUY 2: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker motherfucker motherfucker!"


COP: "Knock it off!"

GUY 3: "Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"

COP: "In english..."

GUY 3: "whata fuck? kbgdjgkjdgj Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"

GUY 4: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker."

GUY 5: "Give ME the keys you fucking cocksucker."

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

Raiden

Charactor from the metal gear solid sequel, who is hated by most fans.

Not to be confused with Rayden, from mortal combat.

Raiden looks really gay...

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

acdc

1) A bisexual

2) Austrailian hard rock band formed in NewSouthWales in the seventies. Had a string of monster hits such as Highway to Hell, Thunderstruck, You shook me all night long.

3)Alternating Current/Direct Current

4)Accio Ciutadana de Catalunya (Citizen Action of Catalonia; Spanish Catalan Party)

5) Advisory Council on Development Cooperation

6) Agricultural Communications Documentation Center

7) Asociación de Consumidores de Derivados del Cannabis

8) Austrian Cluster Data Centre

No stop signs, speed limit

Nobody's gonna slow me down

Like a wheel, gonna spin it

Nobody's gonna mess me round

Hey Satan, paid my dues

Playing in a rocking band

Hey Momma, look at me

I'm on my way to the promised land...


I'm on the highway to hell...


highway to hell...

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

INDIVIDUALITY

Over-used term used for self-definition by loners. By claiming that your parent's do not understand, that you hate popular stereotypes et cetera, one will somehow obtain "Individuality". Most "Individuals" are actually just brain-dead townie-haters that really have no place on the social ladder, so join a group similar to them and be about as individual as a lemming.


Real individualism is hard to come by these days, or infact, any day (monday; Tuesday etc.)

Individuality is wearing black clothes, mascara, nail-polish.


Individuals walk with their hands in their pockets, a stiff, hunched back postion that leans forward with every step.

Individuals are pussies.

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

buzzword

(n.) Ambigous word (often hyphenated) that is repeated over and over to win support for a cause. use of buzzwords is not exclusive to any side of the political spectrum, or any particular opinion on any matter.

media bias, fair and balanced, racist, the best, human rights, immoral, moral, homophobe, rightista, good old fashioned values, fascist.


the list is unexhaustive.

by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004