Gumba Gumba's definitions

nhs

The National Health Service

A system operating in the UK whereby ta payers contribute towards the health care of all, including foreigners and everyone who happens to be in the UK at the time of them needing treatment.

If you had voted for Churchill in 1945, and not that Labour dick Clement Atlee, we wouldn't have this expensive service; which is a boon only to those who abuse it.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

cable spaghetti

(n.) A mixture of cables from various electronic aplliances that takes a very long time to sort through an organise when disposing of outdated equipment.

There is a real cable spaghetti behind my tv, where the vcr, dvd, ps2, psx, tv and a hi-fi speaker are plugged into.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

sn

"screen name"

The alias used on screen, whether the screen is the silver screen or a pc screen.

Muarice Micklewhite goes by the screen name of Michael Caine.

by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

nagga

Northern-Irish pronounciation of nigger

Lark at thays naggas carmen othur fraam angland.

by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004

fucking cocksucker

Triple-insult used when someone wants something and time is of the esscence.

"Give me the keys, you fucking cocksucker!"- The usual suspects.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

ICBM

Inter-Continental Ballistic-Missile.

Warheads developed during the cold war with ranges up to and including 7,000 km. Part of the arsenal for both sides, although the west had signifanctly more. They were designed to be nuclear equipped and used only in the "final conflict" between the ideaologies of east VS west. Death row won, I think.

No matter how many ICBM's the US had, it has a far more concentrated population, and since the people didn't live in shit, they would not leave their homes unless they were fo' shizzle gonna get their asses friend.


Face it America, the Red army would have kicked the shit out of you.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

chamone

Michael Jackson's way of saying "come on". Best examples are in the bad video.

chamoooooooone, mutha fucka!

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004