Definitions by Gumba Gumba
Religious zealot
Usually called fundamentalists, these people tend to be the idiots that piss off atheists and lead them to be jerks in definitions like god and bible.
these people are oblivious to the obvious, and were ostracized from europe and russia, and sent to what is nowdays called the united states.
these people are oblivious to the obvious, and were ostracized from europe and russia, and sent to what is nowdays called the united states.
Religious zealot by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004
iron cross
A sexual maneuvre whereby the male (or dominating party if you're gay) turns the female (or bunny if you're gay) sideways and pushes them against a wall. The male will then proceed to thrust into the vagina (for homosexuals, the legs of the bunny must be brought up slightly so he can cornhole you). This looks like a cross from behind. Like all wall positions, this requires sturniess and good leg strength. It is advisable to lubricate when doing this to avoid severe bending of the penis.
iron cross by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004
yellowjackets
yellowjackets by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004
holy roman empire
not to be confused with the Roman Empire of years before, this was pretty much a non-conquering empire (by comparison). It was basically a group of 300 small territories in central Europe. This included Germany, Austria, parts of France and Italy, as well as Russia's neighbours, which later became known as the Eastern Bloc (See warsaw pact). Although not quite a country in it's own right, the hundreds of lands, known to some as the confederation of the rhineland, would unite during wartime to defend thier common interest. Although headed by a general emporer, he had little, if any to some, control over his barons, dukes and knights who declared themselves kings. It was really a pseudo-fuedal kingdom in which one part disliked the next, and did as they pleased. After more than 950 years in existance, it dissolved in 1806, the leading family continuing to rule Austria. It also lead to the creation of Germany.
The holy roman empire was known as the first reich, with the formation of germany the second. Hitler called his regime the third reich to remind people of better times.
holy roman empire by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004
hexen
hexen by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004
that's the way the cookie crumbles
2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?
Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?
Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.
Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?
Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.
that's the way the cookie crumbles by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004