GullibleZine's definitions

Louded

Also "Lowded."
When a place is loud and crowded, it is lowded.

We left after one drink, the bar was too louded.

by GullibleZine February 20, 2007

Herb

Someone who tries too hard to be cool. An overzealous poseur. When you think you're on some next shit, but you're really on some bullshit

Man, I saw that herb on Bedford Ave., wearing a mesh hat and a Great White shirt, and carrying a can of Sparks.

Why is R. Kelly wearing that Lone Ranger mask? Dude is a herb.

Tell that herb to cool down. No one else wants the DJ to play electroclash.

by GullibleZine August 14, 2006

Web-Burn

The state of disorientation and fuzzy-headedness that comes from staring at the internet for too long.

It was slow as hell at work today, and I got a case of web-burn right after lunch when I read all of this week's Onion online.

by GullibleZine September 8, 2007

Swooshbag

Someone who wears a lot of Nike sneakers and sportswear. Rhymes with "douchebag."

Half of Ed's bedroom is stacks of Jordan boxes. What a swooshbag.

by GullibleZine October 21, 2008

Unfortch

An abbreviation of "unfortunately."

Thanks for the invite, unfortch, I've already got plans.

by GullibleZine October 5, 2007

Fuck Taylors

Sneakers that look like Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars, but aren't. They're sometimes cheaper, and sometimes cooler; if you wanna look a little different, but still rock a classic style.
For instance: Pro-Keds, PF Flyers...

I fucken puked all over those kelly green Fuck Taylors that I bought in Germany. Ruined!

by GullibleZine August 27, 2006

Truche

A combination of "true," and "touche." A way of saying "I'm wrong, you're right."
Pronounced "True-shay."

"Fuck man, the toaster's broken!"
"It's not plugged in."
"Truche."

by GullibleZine November 6, 2006