GuidoPosse69's definitions

slutty

Adjective used to describe a woman who acts like a whore.

Madonna displays slutty behavior on television.

by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005

crops

A privately owned marijuana garden.

The authorities want to burn my crops down.

by GuidoPosse69 March 3, 2005

bone

To engage in sex with.

Does you think parents should invite their kids into the room while zey is boning?

by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005

douche bag

Originally meant to refer to an implement women use to clean their vaginal area. Recently, has come to mean a very dislikable, pretentious, filthy or Jewish person.

-You think it's worth beating him up for it?
-Nah, he's a douche bag.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

humpin sumpin new

Bitched version of "humping something new", meaning to engage in kinky sex or practice adultery.

Little Princess Sophia, come on, lick me like a lollipop should be licked. I'm glad to be humpin sumpin new.

by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005

dangleberry

A lump of fecal matter that causes a man's anal hair to curve inward and become red, swollen and infected.

I got a dangleberry on my ass and it hurts every time I sit down.

by GuidoPosse69 February 22, 2005

bestiality

The act of kinky sexual intercourse between a human and an animal.

Bestiality is a form of sexual pleasure that is considered a moral taboo, and highly devious from the norm, but I enjoy it very much anyway.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005