GuidoPosse69's definitions

digitize

To digitally add or remove something from a film or television program.

The afternoon movies are digitized so that kids can't see the women's genitalia.

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

regular phone

One's home phone, as opposed to a cellular phone.

Now I'm gonna try his regular phone.

by GuidoPosse69 January 16, 2005

gobbledygook

The nonsense that Protestants believe in.

Lutherans don't believe that the Blessed Virgin Mary was conceived immaculate. That sounds like a lot of gobbledygook to me.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

humpin sumpin new

Bitched version of "humping something new", meaning to engage in kinky sex or practice adultery.

Little Princess Sophia, come on, lick me like a lollipop should be licked. I'm glad to be humpin sumpin new.

by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005

bone

To engage in sex with.

Does you think parents should invite their kids into the room while zey is boning?

by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005

douche bag

Originally meant to refer to an implement women use to clean their vaginal area. Recently, has come to mean a very dislikable, pretentious, filthy or Jewish person.

-You think it's worth beating him up for it?
-Nah, he's a douche bag.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

bestiality

The act of kinky sexual intercourse between a human and an animal.

Bestiality is a form of sexual pleasure that is considered a moral taboo, and highly devious from the norm, but I enjoy it very much anyway.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005