GuidoPosse69's definitions

digitize

To digitally add or remove something from a film or television program.

The afternoon movies are digitized so that kids can't see the women's genitalia.

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

regular phone

One's home phone, as opposed to a cellular phone.

Now I'm gonna try his regular phone.

by GuidoPosse69 January 16, 2005

dangleberry

A lump of fecal matter that causes a man's anal hair to curve inward and become red, swollen and infected.

I got a dangleberry on my ass and it hurts every time I sit down.

by GuidoPosse69 February 22, 2005

suprema

Used to describe the hottest, sexiest girl you've ever seen. There can be only one suprema at a time.

For the past 11 years, I have found Sandy "Pepa" Denton (of Salt 'N Pepa) to be the suprema.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

bitched

Used to describe something that has been but into a perverted or bastardized form.

Protestantism is a bitched version of Christianity.

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

kinky

Used to describe forms of sex which deviate from the norm. Any form of sex other than heterosexual copulation may be considered kinky. Kinky sex ranges from the unorthodox to the flat-out perverted. Examples include: fellatio, cunnilingus, gay sex, lesbian sex, anal sex, pedophilia, necrophilia, use of bizarre erotic toys, bestiality, etc.

I get an erection when thinking about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

aries

The first of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the ram, which runs from March 21 through April 20.

Aries is a fire sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005