Guido1's definitions

robo dialed

When you get a cheesy auto dialed call telling you that your car warranty has expired, when you don't even own one.

I got robo dialed the other day, and screamed into the mouthpiece until I was disconnected, grrrr.

by Guido1 May 15, 2009

cumdemonium

A very wild and noisy sexual orgy.

Man, I have been to an orgy before, but that was utter cumdemonium.

by Guido1 March 11, 2008

fartelicious

A very good smelling fart of your own creation that you share the aroma with your favorite person while lyao.

Dude, why are you rolling down the window, that was fartelicious.

by Guido1 September 27, 2011

rofgfa

Rolling on floor gasping for air.

When you told me that my BFF, Derek married my little brother, Kegan stationed at Camp Lejeune: on base, by a Chaplin I was rofgfa!

by Guido1 January 27, 2012

bogus bonus

When you lose millions of dollars for your company, then expect them back in the form of a huge bonus for yourself.

Gee, why do I have to work so hard just to feed myself when I could just get a bogus bonus.

by Guido1 March 21, 2009

enviro-panetheism

The religion of the Na'vi in Avatar. The religious concept that God is in the nature of all things, that one can become one with whatever is in the natural enviroment, but still retain identity.

When I first saw Avatar, everyone stood up and clapped at the end of the movie: the enviro-panetheism theme connected with everyone.

by Guido1 December 31, 2009

dumpsterology

The fine art study of dumpster diving. The means of retrieving edible food products that have been discarded. Examples include, cheese paper or on cardboard from hamburger wrap or pizza boxes. Usually high fiber content.
Also, useful household items, may be discovered, newpapers, books, and art objects.

Hey, come over later, Dude, I am giving advanced classes on Dumpsterology at the local Community College at 8 pm.

by Guido1 November 9, 2010