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President-at-large

Secretary of State: presently Hillary Clinton. This person directly represents the President, especially in foriegn policy matters; also, third successor to the Presidency behind the Vice-President, and the Speaker of the House.
President-at-large, Secretary Hillary Clintion, is constantly on the move around the world addressing issues for the President.
by Guido1 April 19, 2009
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three dog night

In the old days of no central heating, a night so cold it took 3 dogs sleeping with you to keep you warm enough.
Man, last night was real cold, definitely a three dog night.
by Guido1 March 14, 2008
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dumpsterology

The fine art study of dumpster diving. The means of retrieving edible food products that have been discarded. Examples include, cheese paper or on cardboard from hamburger wrap or pizza boxes. Usually high fiber content.
Also, useful household items, may be discovered, newpapers, books, and art objects.
Hey, come over later, Dude, I am giving advanced classes on Dumpsterology at the local Community College at 8 pm.
by Guido1 November 9, 2010
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special favors

Sexual payment for gifts, bling, school work, transportation, clothes, etc. Very consensual, not forced at all. Usually an excuse for emotional envolvements that would not have normally taken place.
Not being rude, or anything, but, yeah, hmmm, sure, I will help you with your homework if you are into special favors.
by Guido1 April 1, 2009
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sportee

The guy who wears out his eDevice (iPhone, Blackberry, netbook, etc.) while looking for sports scores, videos, updates, etc.
I LMAO watching a sportee, walk right into a No Parking sign.
by Guido1 December 4, 2009
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clunker savings

Windfall money garnered from participating in the Clunkers for Cash Program.
Honey, I think that I will take our clunker savings, and build a man cave so I can stay out of your hair when your mom comes over, ok, honey dearest?
by Guido1 August 23, 2009
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Tiagra

TigerWoods' male enhancement formula that really works!
Man I wish I could get my hands on a bottle of that Tiagra stuff.
by Guido1 December 28, 2009
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