Guido1's definitions

Tiagra

TigerWoods' male enhancement formula that really works!

Man I wish I could get my hands on a bottle of that Tiagra stuff.

by Guido1 December 28, 2009

lump of coal

Santa's favorite gift for naughty boys and girls

Man it really sucks, I know this is the third year in a row that Santa is going to leave me a lump of coal!

by Guido1 December 22, 2009

sans gift

Without present, nothing to give, broke, etc.

This year I get to go through the holidays, sans gift.

by Guido1 December 16, 2009

sportee

The guy who wears out his eDevice (iPhone, Blackberry, netbook, etc.) while looking for sports scores, videos, updates, etc.

I LMAO watching a sportee, walk right into a No Parking sign.

by Guido1 December 4, 2009

ad bots

Those annoying as hell ads that pop up, pop down, slide in, video blast, float, wiggle, flash, or otherwise drive you fricking crazy while they page freeze or crash your computer while surfing the net.

Some how ad bots remind me of S & M.

by Guido1 December 3, 2009

virtual reality

A cyberworld where the ugly can be beautiful, the weak can be strong, the old can be young, the poor can be rich, boys can be girls and no one really minds at all.

If you are a gamerboy, then you would rather live in virtual reality.

by Guido1 October 27, 2009

cyberworld

Any visual electronic venue where one can be a role playing character or an avatar, or be a quasi-avatar; usually in a video game or in a virtual reality senario.

Dude, school is such a bummer I can't wait to get home and jump into my cyberworld.

by Guido1 October 27, 2009