Guido1's definitions

air mouse

An expensive wireless computer mouse that does not need a mouse pad or be in contact with any surface. Can be operated in a manner similar to the Wii Nunchuck.

The first time I saw someone use an air mouse, it almost blew my mind.

by Guido1 April 6, 2010

yukky

A total rejection by one or more of the 5 sences (negative appeal) i.e., disqusting, undesirable, ugly, smelly, toxic, poison, slimy, nasty, etc.

Old leftovers can be really yukky. eww.

by Guido1 February 2, 2009

intestinal tract inversion

People who get everything assbackward. The same people that you tell, to put it where the sun doen't shine, and do nothing but mouth crap all day.

Man, all my Redneck friends, just love that Limbaugh guy to death, but I think he has a major intestinal tract inversion.

by Guido1 September 18, 2009

genome

For a biologic organism, the genome is the entire set of hereditary information in DNA form (in some virus, RNA), needed for that organism to replicate itself.

It was many years before the the Human Genome Project was completed.

by Guido1 March 21, 2008

Dumbell Piss Prize

Direct opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Man did you hear the news today, Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, and Limbaugh and Cheney shared the other one, the Dumbell Piss Prize.

by Guido1 October 9, 2009

gamerboy

Usually a K-12 or college aged male, who's life is centered totally on video gaming. Mostly addicted to online games, and is totally owned by at least one like World of Warcraft. Usually look pathetic and seldom change clothes because they never go to bed, spend all their money on gamecards and newer games. Own computers that have names, and whos video cards cost more than the family's rent payment. Are also asexual because they don't have time to eat, and their bodies never mature.

My best friend is a gamerboy, I think the last time he was out in the sun was a year ago.

by Guido1 March 2, 2008

LOST

LOST is a complicated, and often confusing, television series on the ABC television network. Confusing because it takes place on an island that seems to be there, but not there. The characters appear to be in the present, but oddly associated with the past in real-time. The intrigue revolves around, where they are, when they are, and contact with the outside world. No watcher can seem to get their minds around the central theme, LOST. Only a highly educated physicist has the ability needed to grasp the show. The conception of the show is based on an incident called the Philadelphia experiment and a concept called space-time. As most people simply don't have the brain power (processing ability) to deal with quantum reality, so the show continues into infinitum.

LOST is an oxymoron with itself.

by Guido1 March 7, 2008