Guido1's definitions

Philadelphia experiment

A supposed military operation that occurred October of 1943 in the Philadelphia Naval Shipyard. A highly classified experiment to cloak the U.S destroyer escort the USS Eldridge in an electromagnetic force-field. According to unconfirmed speculation, such as has surrounded the Roswell incident, reports emerged that the ship disappeared into a time-space anomaly and that those on board never could adjust psychologically afterward. The television show LOST has capitalized on the Philadelphia experiment, and incorporated the time-space anomaly concept with the mind's inability to deal with the fourth dimension.

LOST is based on the Philadelphia experiment.

by Guido1 March 6, 2008

schadenfreudeing

To gloat at another's worst luck: malicious and even sadistic pleasure in some other person's horrible misfortune.

German and American car companies have given new meaning to schadenfreudeing, over Toyota's miscalulation.

by Guido1 February 4, 2010

shift 2.0

Reference from a car commercial. Basically meaning to get a new view on things and abandon old school thinking on a certain subject; to shift into a new mode of thought.

Dude, get with the program: Hello, shift 2.0?

by Guido1 May 29, 2008

electro-motivated

Persons that are only motivated to do a task when it involves high-tech electronic communication devices.

If you want to get in the computer lab, you must be electro-motivated to do so.

by Guido1 March 16, 2008

god syndrome

A person, by whose actions or words, implies; implicitly or explicitly that they are godlike or know the mind or will of God.

Be very careful when in engaging in meaningful dialogue
not to fall into the god syndrome trap.

by Guido1 February 24, 2010

lump of coal

Santa's favorite gift for naughty boys and girls

Man it really sucks, I know this is the third year in a row that Santa is going to leave me a lump of coal!

by Guido1 December 22, 2009

President-at-large

Secretary of State: presently Hillary Clinton. This person directly represents the President, especially in foriegn policy matters; also, third successor to the Presidency behind the Vice-President, and the Speaker of the House.

President-at-large, Secretary Hillary Clintion, is constantly on the move around the world addressing issues for the President.

by Guido1 April 19, 2009