Guido1's definitions

boyjuice

Clear fluid that forms at the tip of the male organ after a prolonged erection. It can form in adolescents with or without stimulation or as a result of sleep or daydreaming; the purpose of such fluid is to provide lubrication during intercourse. Too much boyjuice can lead to a condition called Blue Balls for which the relief is usually masturbation.

Dude, after making out with Kayla, my boyjuice was running down my leg, for real.

by Guido1 March 2, 2008

compensated dating

A means by which (usually asian country) school teens make quick money for personal items, as cell phones, designer clothing, etc, but still function in a traditional family/school role.

My girlfriend wants me to get into the compensated dating role with cougars, but, no fricking way.

by Guido1 October 18, 2009

blading

A shorted word for inline rollerblading, inline skating, rollerblading, or aggressive skating.

Hey dude, I got some time after school, let's go blading, ok?

by Guido1 March 6, 2008

god syndrome

A person, by whose actions or words, implies; implicitly or explicitly that they are godlike or know the mind or will of God.

Be very careful when in engaging in meaningful dialogue
not to fall into the god syndrome trap.

by Guido1 February 24, 2010

President-at-large

Secretary of State: presently Hillary Clinton. This person directly represents the President, especially in foriegn policy matters; also, third successor to the Presidency behind the Vice-President, and the Speaker of the House.

President-at-large, Secretary Hillary Clintion, is constantly on the move around the world addressing issues for the President.

by Guido1 April 19, 2009

gross shit

Something that is utterly disgusting or undesirable.

Kyle got sick and threw up all over in my parent's house; dude, it was really gross shit.

by Guido1 March 12, 2008

nebulous

Foggy, cloudy, unclear, off the wall, random.

So, you want me to be your outerfriend; are you sure (why) you are clear on that, or are you just sending me so sort of nebulous sexual message?

by Guido1 November 16, 2010