Guido1's definitions

fake personality

A person who is "good" at deception. Wishes to control or manipulate others by emotional misrepresentation.

Listen to me girl, don't go out with Jake, he has a totally fake personality.

by Guido1 March 15, 2008

broad brush

One of President Barack Obama's favorite phrases. He uses it to indicate that people should be careful not to classify all events or circumstances under the color of prejudice.

We should not paint things with the same broad brush.

by Guido1 February 11, 2009

Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome

Mental disorder infecting American thought patterns. Inability to make logical decisions based on false preconceptions due to mass homophobia.

Even Kris Allen could see the Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome in the making, and rejected it.

by Guido1 May 21, 2009

sans gift

Without present, nothing to give, broke, etc.

This year I get to go through the holidays, sans gift.

by Guido1 December 16, 2009

gadget-holic

A person who cannot function without an electronic gadget, as a smart phone, netbook, iPad. or some other eDevice,

Tell me if you can find any middle or high schooler that is not a gadget-holic.

by Guido1 February 5, 2010

burn up

1. What you say to someone when you want them to go away.
2. To catch of fire.
3. To make someone very angry.

I am so fricking tired of you, just go burn up.

by Guido1 March 11, 2008

dumpsterology

The fine art study of dumpster diving. The means of retrieving edible food products that have been discarded. Examples include, cheese paper or on cardboard from hamburger wrap or pizza boxes. Usually high fiber content.
Also, useful household items, may be discovered, newpapers, books, and art objects.

Hey, come over later, Dude, I am giving advanced classes on Dumpsterology at the local Community College at 8 pm.

by Guido1 November 9, 2010