scootcommute

Taking your freshly bought Chinese scooter to work instead of your gas guzzling Escalade.

Honey, if you gas-up the Escalade today, I will scootcommute.

by Guido1 June 18, 2008

seancee

The person that you are trying to communicate with during a seance.

When the medium came over, the very rich and very dead, Uncle Jack, was the seancee.

by Guido1 July 12, 2009

broad brush

One of President Barack Obama's favorite phrases. He uses it to indicate that people should be careful not to classify all events or circumstances under the color of prejudice.

We should not paint things with the same broad brush.

by Guido1 February 11, 2009

Dumbell Piss Prize

Direct opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Man did you hear the news today, Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, and Limbaugh and Cheney shared the other one, the Dumbell Piss Prize.

by Guido1 October 09, 2009

genome

For a biologic organism, the genome is the entire set of hereditary information in DNA form (in some virus, RNA), needed for that organism to replicate itself.

It was many years before the the Human Genome Project was completed.

by Guido1 March 21, 2008

digital communion

An electronic form of communication, involving the use of the hand (digits), and number coded electronic "words" or digits (0,1). Cell phones with key pads and keyboard computers use this method to transfer thought words into cyberspace and then back to the intended recipient, thus communion or sharing of intellect.

I guess I will get on My Space and have digital communion with someone that I don't even know.

by Guido1 March 16, 2008

Astroturfing

"Astroturfing" is the act of trying to boost one's image online with fake comments, paid-for reviews, made-up claims and testimonials.

The GOP, Palin, and Cheney, are getting pretty good at astroturfing.

by Guido1 March 26, 2010