Guido1's definitions

dumpsterology

The fine art study of dumpster diving. The means of retrieving edible food products that have been discarded. Examples include, cheese paper or on cardboard from hamburger wrap or pizza boxes. Usually high fiber content.
Also, useful household items, may be discovered, newpapers, books, and art objects.

Hey, come over later, Dude, I am giving advanced classes on Dumpsterology at the local Community College at 8 pm.

by Guido1 November 9, 2010

three dog night

In the old days of no central heating, a night so cold it took 3 dogs sleeping with you to keep you warm enough.

Man, last night was real cold, definitely a three dog night.

by Guido1 March 14, 2008

special favors

Sexual payment for gifts, bling, school work, transportation, clothes, etc. Very consensual, not forced at all. Usually an excuse for emotional envolvements that would not have normally taken place.

Not being rude, or anything, but, yeah, hmmm, sure, I will help you with your homework if you are into special favors.

by Guido1 April 1, 2009

Tiagra

TigerWoods' male enhancement formula that really works!

Man I wish I could get my hands on a bottle of that Tiagra stuff.

by Guido1 December 28, 2009

sportee

The guy who wears out his eDevice (iPhone, Blackberry, netbook, etc.) while looking for sports scores, videos, updates, etc.

I LMAO watching a sportee, walk right into a No Parking sign.

by Guido1 December 4, 2009

clunker savings

Windfall money garnered from participating in the Clunkers for Cash Program.

Honey, I think that I will take our clunker savings, and build a man cave so I can stay out of your hair when your mom comes over, ok, honey dearest?

by Guido1 August 23, 2009

space-time

The space-time concept is the most difficult to explain or understand in the entirety of human knowledge. We perceive reality in terms of up and down, left and right, even jokes are made like: "He doesn't know up from down." For we view things in relativistic terms, and dualisms. Does up exist by itself? Does left exist by itself? Are they continuum's? Can an event exist as a non-event. Are space and time inseparable dualities? How many dimensions are there--one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, then eleven. Black holes, white holes event horizon, helix, super galactic, sub-atomic, worldlines. string-like, super-strings, quarks, gluon's, tachyons, big-bang, big-bang plus 1 x 10 minus 18th second. An event in terms of x,y, and z with respect to a rotational helix with a velocity equal to c on the worldline so long as it occurs outside the event-horizon and stays within the worldline. That's why they messed up the Philadelphia experiment.

You are playing God when you mess with the space-time continuum.

by Guido1 March 7, 2008