Guido1's definitions

brokaholic

Someone who is. or claims to be always without money. Usually would like to spend your money instead of working.

Actually I would invite Kevin to come with us, but he is such a brokaholic, we would have to pay his way.

by Guido1 December 9, 2008

shoefag

A young person, usually male, whos parents knowingly or unknowingly buy new skate shoes every week or so. Usually wears them until they get a little dirt on them, then throws them up in a tree or on power lines, and dangle there by the laces. They will also "give" them to you if you ask, beg, or do "special favors" for them.

First person: Did you see the new pair of DCs Tyler got yesterday, they gave me a woody.

Second person: Yea, man, his parents buy them for him all the time, the little shoefag--I wish my parents were that rich.

by Guido1 March 2, 2008

adult tweens

Young people between the ages of 18 and 21 that have adult liability, but not adult status. Example: can be drafted, can be incarcerated, can enter into contract, no longer subject to parental control; but, cannot admit ones self to a hospital with co-consent of someone 21 or older, cannot consume alcohol at all or be in an area designated over 21 only.

It sucks, we can die serving our country, but under the law we are still adult tweens.

by Guido1 November 29, 2011

gross shit

Something that is utterly disgusting or undesirable.

Kyle got sick and threw up all over in my parent's house; dude, it was really gross shit.

by Guido1 March 12, 2008

dingledorf

A dingledorf is someone of supposed average intelligence, but makes incredibly brainless misjudgments. They are the kind of people that even the Pope could strangle with his bare hands. They make you grab you head and scream for murder. They will test you to your limits of humanity.

Oh dude, I cannot believe it. the fucking dingledorf drove off and left his wife and kids in the middle of the desert.

by Guido1 March 3, 2008

atacolips

A name for a person who likes to eat tacos.

Man when it comes to Mexican food, I am the biggest atacolips.

by Guido1 March 7, 2008

whitey tightys

If you are a boy or man it is the first kind of underwear your mother bought you. White and tight, you didn't have anything yet to be proud of, so they were ok. But then you grew, and you were wearing the same underwear at 13 or 14 that you were wearing when you were 10. "Mom, I need some new underwear!" "They still look good, honey, you sure you need new ones?" "Mom, I've had the same underwear since I was 10, you know." "Oh I know, honey, I will get you some new ones, next paycheck, you say you still wear 10s, honey?" then I only hear screaming.

Hey, honey, if them whitey tightys, get any tighter, you voice ain't neva gunna change.

by Guido1 March 4, 2008