Guido1's definitions

mom-nesia

A recently coined word used to describe a memory dysfunction in women. It is proposed that the memory lapses experienced by new young mothers, is the result of a hormonal imbalance including repressed estrogen levels and a mammalian hormone called oxytocin.

That young mother is definitely suffering from mom-nesia.

by Guido1 March 6, 2008

I, genzbot

The new kids on the block, born after 9/11. The true technochild, born with a IPOD is his ear, and some sort of PDA in his hand. A cyberphile whose primary language is digispeak, text messaging form of digital communion. A person who is only electro-motivated to pursue life as a quasi-avatar. Will only function in a bot role to achieve financial independence.

Gen Z kids can say, "I, genzbot, Am."

by Guido1 March 15, 2008

sportee

The guy who wears out his eDevice (iPhone, Blackberry, netbook, etc.) while looking for sports scores, videos, updates, etc.

I LMAO watching a sportee, walk right into a No Parking sign.

by Guido1 December 4, 2009

special favors

Sexual payment for gifts, bling, school work, transportation, clothes, etc. Very consensual, not forced at all. Usually an excuse for emotional envolvements that would not have normally taken place.

Not being rude, or anything, but, yeah, hmmm, sure, I will help you with your homework if you are into special favors.

by Guido1 April 1, 2009

dumpsterology

The fine art study of dumpster diving. The means of retrieving edible food products that have been discarded. Examples include, cheese paper or on cardboard from hamburger wrap or pizza boxes. Usually high fiber content.
Also, useful household items, may be discovered, newpapers, books, and art objects.

Hey, come over later, Dude, I am giving advanced classes on Dumpsterology at the local Community College at 8 pm.

by Guido1 November 9, 2010

three dog night

In the old days of no central heating, a night so cold it took 3 dogs sleeping with you to keep you warm enough.

Man, last night was real cold, definitely a three dog night.

by Guido1 March 14, 2008

clunker savings

Windfall money garnered from participating in the Clunkers for Cash Program.

Honey, I think that I will take our clunker savings, and build a man cave so I can stay out of your hair when your mom comes over, ok, honey dearest?

by Guido1 August 23, 2009