Guido1's definitions
A feeling of uncontrolled anger when surfing the internet and you are forced to watch an unsolicited video advertisement.
by Guido1 May 15, 2009
Get the ad ragemug. Persons that are only motivated to do a task when it involves high-tech electronic communication devices.
by Guido1 March 16, 2008
Get the electro-motivatedmug. Man it really sucks, I know this is the third year in a row that Santa is going to leave me a lump of coal!
by Guido1 December 22, 2009
Get the lump of coalmug. The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.
by Guido1 February 24, 2010
Get the dexter the textermug. A young person, usually male, whos parents knowingly or unknowingly buy new skate shoes every week or so. Usually wears them until they get a little dirt on them, then throws them up in a tree or on power lines, and dangle there by the laces. They will also "give" them to you if you ask, beg, or do "special favors" for them.
First person: Did you see the new pair of DCs Tyler got yesterday, they gave me a woody.
Second person: Yea, man, his parents buy them for him all the time, the little shoefag--I wish my parents were that rich.
Second person: Yea, man, his parents buy them for him all the time, the little shoefag--I wish my parents were that rich.
by Guido1 March 2, 2008
Get the shoefagmug. Someone who is. or claims to be always without money. Usually would like to spend your money instead of working.
Actually I would invite Kevin to come with us, but he is such a brokaholic, we would have to pay his way.
by Guido1 December 9, 2008
Get the brokaholicmug. Someone who mimics the actions of another, usually verbally. Origin in child's play where one child mimics another in real time, just to annoy. Can be used as an action verb, or as a noun for denotation.
by Guido1 November 3, 2013
Get the mouthbotmug.