Guido1's definitions

space-time

The space-time concept is the most difficult to explain or understand in the entirety of human knowledge. We perceive reality in terms of up and down, left and right, even jokes are made like: "He doesn't know up from down." For we view things in relativistic terms, and dualisms. Does up exist by itself? Does left exist by itself? Are they continuum's? Can an event exist as a non-event. Are space and time inseparable dualities? How many dimensions are there--one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, then eleven. Black holes, white holes event horizon, helix, super galactic, sub-atomic, worldlines. string-like, super-strings, quarks, gluon's, tachyons, big-bang, big-bang plus 1 x 10 minus 18th second. An event in terms of x,y, and z with respect to a rotational helix with a velocity equal to c on the worldline so long as it occurs outside the event-horizon and stays within the worldline. That's why they messed up the Philadelphia experiment.

You are playing God when you mess with the space-time continuum.

by Guido1 March 7, 2008

clunker savings

Windfall money garnered from participating in the Clunkers for Cash Program.

Honey, I think that I will take our clunker savings, and build a man cave so I can stay out of your hair when your mom comes over, ok, honey dearest?

by Guido1 August 23, 2009

big-bang

Commonly accepted theory of the beginning of what we know as the universe. Mostly hypothetical in the past, but now has confirmed measurements by a NASA satelite WMAP. Event horizon indicators place a space-time beginning focal point at 13.7 billion years reverse time. It is not understood what the state of pre-energy/matter was or the catalyst to the event, as the pre-state had no observable horizon.

The big-bang was either an anomaly or it was not.

by Guido1 February 7, 2009

shock factor

The subjective measure of the psychological "impact" of any given event.

Those involved the plotting of the 9/11 attacks were attempting to maximize the shock factor.

by Guido1 March 28, 2008

urge to kill

Overpowering feeling to do bodily harm to someone that has gone totally over the line into your space: physically, morally, spiritually, intellectually, etc.

Man, when I saw that guy shake that poor little baby, I got this sudden urge to kill.

by Guido1 May 17, 2009

Frankensugar

Commonly known a HFCS (High Fructose Corn Syrup.) Big Farma would like you to believe that it is "Natural," is really starch treated with hydrocloric acid, enzymes, in a chemical factory

Man, I so wanna feed my hogs some of that Frankensugar before I take them to the market, fatten them little suckers up good!

by Guido1 February 28, 2011

mouthbot

Someone who mimics the actions of another, usually verbally. Origin in child's play where one child mimics another in real time, just to annoy. Can be used as an action verb, or as a noun for denotation.

I love the Tea Party, they are always mouthbotting each other, ha ... /sarc ...

by Guido1 November 3, 2013