Guido1's definitions

tightend

The most sought after offensive line position in American football, by gay ball players, is tightend.

Know what's funny, the most gay guy I know, Derick, is trying out for tightend.

by Guido1 March 8, 2008

burn up

1. What you say to someone when you want them to go away.
2. To catch of fire.
3. To make someone very angry.

I am so fricking tired of you, just go burn up.

by Guido1 March 11, 2008

mister twister

If you are a guy, something much worse than a tornado.

That little twinkleberry gave his best friend a mister twister.

by Guido1 March 11, 2008

cumdemonium

A very wild and noisy sexual orgy.

Man, I have been to an orgy before, but that was utter cumdemonium.

by Guido1 March 11, 2008

gross shit

Something that is utterly disgusting or undesirable.

Kyle got sick and threw up all over in my parent's house; dude, it was really gross shit.

by Guido1 March 12, 2008

condomminium

A middle school birth control device.

Jeremy's little brother carries a condomminium in his wallet, ha, ha.

by Guido1 March 12, 2008

implosion sex

Sex acts that bring down the rich and famous.

Why do so many politicians practice implosion sex?

by Guido1 March 12, 2008