Guido1's definitions

dexter the texter

The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.

My gf was being dexter the texter, so I just left.

by Guido1 February 24, 2010

shoefag

A young person, usually male, whos parents knowingly or unknowingly buy new skate shoes every week or so. Usually wears them until they get a little dirt on them, then throws them up in a tree or on power lines, and dangle there by the laces. They will also "give" them to you if you ask, beg, or do "special favors" for them.

First person: Did you see the new pair of DCs Tyler got yesterday, they gave me a woody.

Second person: Yea, man, his parents buy them for him all the time, the little shoefag--I wish my parents were that rich.

by Guido1 March 2, 2008

brokaholic

Someone who is. or claims to be always without money. Usually would like to spend your money instead of working.

Actually I would invite Kevin to come with us, but he is such a brokaholic, we would have to pay his way.

by Guido1 December 9, 2008

half and halfs

Persons who carry, usually the best genetics of two races. The worlds' best looking women, and the most handsome men, are of mixed ethnic origins. A type of genetic perfection of the homo sapien species is underway due to facility of global communication and transportation systems.

Barack Obama is from the genetic blending of a black man and a white woman. Barack and other half and halfs are still beset by oxymoronic racial stereotypes.

by Guido1 March 19, 2008

couch potato warrior

A person who advocates involvement in military or stratigic policy on a 9 or 10 scale, when in their own life, have never, or will have never been at that level of the identical risk.

Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney clearly define the couch potato warrior, as opposed to say, Colin Powell.

by Guido1 May 31, 2009

Gen Z

Generation Z, or those kids born roughly after 9/11.

There was Generation X, then Generation Y, now the new kids born after 9/11 are called Generation Z or Gen Z, for short.

by Guido1 March 16, 2008

McThought

A quick judgment that may be in error, or not precise, but required for some situation or condition that solicited an immediate, but untimely response

Man, I am so sorry for what I said about you yesterday, it was just a McThought, and I was so wrong.

by Guido1 March 8, 2013