Guido1's definitions

Gay-onomics

Factoring in the positive economic benefits of an individual state allowing gay marriages.

Many states are now allowing gay marriages once they realize that not to allow gays to marry is missing out on gay-onomics.

by Guido1 June 3, 2009

McThought

A quick judgment that may be in error, or not precise, but required for some situation or condition that solicited an immediate, but untimely response

Man, I am so sorry for what I said about you yesterday, it was just a McThought, and I was so wrong.

by Guido1 March 8, 2013

Gen Z

Generation Z, or those kids born roughly after 9/11.

There was Generation X, then Generation Y, now the new kids born after 9/11 are called Generation Z or Gen Z, for short.

by Guido1 March 16, 2008

monapplely

A situation in which a single company or group owns all or nearly all of the market for a given type of product or service. By definition, a monapplely is characterized by an absence of competition - which often results in high prices and/or inferior products.

Damn, I hate AT&T wireless, and my fricking new iPhone 4 doesn't work worth a shit, I'd like to bust up that monapplely.

by Guido1 July 20, 2010

extra money

A term commonly used by someone who is planning to con money out of a friend, parent, or someone so deemed dumb enough to fall for the scam.

Dude, do you have any extra money, I gots to put gas in my car to get to school.

by Guido1 August 23, 2009

cumpuppy

A young boy usually 9 to 14 who's body has just reached the stage of functional reproduction. The ability to reproduce is unknown to that person or anyone else. Accidental pregnancies came occur at this age very easily because of lack of knowledge of potency.

Did you hear about Cody's little brother? I guess the little cumpuppy got a girl pregnant.

by Guido1 March 4, 2008

Helicopter Ben

Helicopter Ben is a coined name for Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke. The origin of this "nickname" stems from statements made by the Chairman in regards to a hypothetical monetary crisis. He basically indicated that if there were a liquidity squeeze, he would direct helicopters to be flown around the country spewing out fistfuls of cash to the populous.

Don't worry about a recession, Helicopter Ben will save us.

by Guido1 March 3, 2008