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cumpuppy

A young boy usually 9 to 14 who's body has just reached the stage of functional reproduction. The ability to reproduce is unknown to that person or anyone else. Accidental pregnancies came occur at this age very easily because of lack of knowledge of potency.
Did you hear about Cody's little brother? I guess the little cumpuppy got a girl pregnant.
by Guido1 March 4, 2008
mugGet the cumpuppymug.

assfixia

Man, my butt itches all the time, I got to go into the hospital for assfixia.
by Guido1 September 26, 2011
mugGet the assfixiamug.

monapplely

A situation in which a single company or group owns all or nearly all of the market for a given type of product or service. By definition, a monapplely is characterized by an absence of competition - which often results in high prices and/or inferior products.
Damn, I hate AT&T wireless, and my fricking new iPhone 4 doesn't work worth a shit, I'd like to bust up that monapplely.
by Guido1 July 20, 2010
mugGet the monapplelymug.

ad rage

A feeling of uncontrolled anger when surfing the internet and you are forced to watch an unsolicited video advertisement.
I get massive ad rage when I am forced to watch a ad video, when I am in a hurry.
by Guido1 May 15, 2009
mugGet the ad ragemug.

pseudo sexual

A person who performs sexual acts or openly indicates sexual behavior contrary to their own sexual orientation (also spelled pseudosexual).
Dude, I know Jason is really gay, so why is he dating Jennifer? Personally, I think he is just a pseudo sexual.
by Guido1 March 8, 2008
mugGet the pseudo sexualmug.

boyjuice

Clear fluid that forms at the tip of the male organ after a prolonged erection. It can form in adolescents with or without stimulation or as a result of sleep or daydreaming; the purpose of such fluid is to provide lubrication during intercourse. Too much boyjuice can lead to a condition called Blue Balls for which the relief is usually masturbation.
Dude, after making out with Kayla, my boyjuice was running down my leg, for real.
by Guido1 March 2, 2008
mugGet the boyjuicemug.

brokaholic

Someone who is. or claims to be always without money. Usually would like to spend your money instead of working.
Actually I would invite Kevin to come with us, but he is such a brokaholic, we would have to pay his way.
by Guido1 December 9, 2008
mugGet the brokaholicmug.

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