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A dingledorf is someone of supposed average intelligence, but makes incredibly brainless misjudgments. They are the kind of people that even the Pope could strangle with his bare hands. They make you grab you head and scream for murder. They will test you to your limits of humanity.
Oh dude, I cannot believe it. the fucking dingledorf drove off and left his wife and kids in the middle of the desert.
by Guido1 March 3, 2008
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