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monetary policy

The means by which entities, as government agencies, as the Federal Reserve, Department of the Treasury, and institutions as the central bank, control the supply of money (M1, M3). This process includes trading in foreign exchange markets.

Monetary policy can but viewed in its two forms: expansionary and contractionary. Expansionary policy increases the total money supply (liquidity) and is used to fight unemployment or recessionary pressures, mainly by lowering interest rates. Direct cash infusions to struggling private institutions or government rebates to individuals can be used as emergency measures to avoid panic runs on banks as was seen in the 1929 market crash. These measures are very dangerous and are considered highly inflationary and destabilizing to currency exchange rates. Economic theory would indicate that such uncontrolled printing of money, indicates failure of fiscal policy (which refers to government borrowing, spending, and taxation).

Contractionary policy is used to control inflation by raising interest rates. A "perfect storm" scenario would be when a government "should be" using a contractionary policy and resorts to an expansionary policy.
The world is very critical of the monetary policy of the United States and is punishing it by devaluing its currency.
by Guido1 March 30, 2008
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ad bots

Those annoying as hell ads that pop up, pop down, slide in, video blast, float, wiggle, flash, or otherwise drive you fricking crazy while they page freeze or crash your computer while surfing the net.
Some how ad bots remind me of S & M.
by Guido1 December 3, 2009
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condomminium

Jeremy's little brother carries a condomminium in his wallet, ha, ha.
by Guido1 March 12, 2008
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Astroturfing

"Astroturfing" is the act of trying to boost one's image online with fake comments, paid-for reviews, made-up claims and testimonials.
The GOP, Palin, and Cheney, are getting pretty good at astroturfing.
by Guido1 March 26, 2010
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intestinal tract inversion

People who get everything assbackward. The same people that you tell, to put it where the sun doen't shine, and do nothing but mouth crap all day.
Man, all my Redneck friends, just love that Limbaugh guy to death, but I think he has a major intestinal tract inversion.
by Guido1 September 18, 2009
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quasi-avatar

Basically meaning something that resembles a virtual character such as a created character via cyberspace. Online role playing virtual environments as Second Life use avatars to portray life-like characters. Avatar has its origin in the Hindu religion as depicting role playing gods, hence a possible dualistic meaning, also.
Bobby plays so many role playing internet games, that sometimes I think he is a real life quasi-avatar.
by Guido1 March 16, 2008
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I could just fart rainbows

Such a warm happy feeling inside over something utterly delicious or satisfying, extremely pleasant, fullness of self.
I am so happy that you, two, finally got married: I could just fart rainbows.
by Guido1 January 7, 2011
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