gadget-holic

A person who cannot function without an electronic gadget, as a smart phone, netbook, iPad. or some other eDevice,
Tell me if you can find any middle or high schooler that is not a gadget-holic.
by Guido1 February 06, 2010
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I could just fart rainbows

Such a warm happy feeling inside over something utterly delicious or satisfying, extremely pleasant, fullness of self.
I am so happy that you, two, finally got married: I could just fart rainbows.
by Guido1 January 07, 2011
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McTriage

Fast-food style health care, as in drive-in window at McDs: Yeah, could I get the extra large Tamiflu special, with the jumbo Vicodan Coke?
Gee, I just went to the Walgreens/McDonalds drive thru, and got my McTriage meal deal.
by Guido1 September 30, 2009
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AIG Golden Rule

Do unto others before they start looking for you.
The rewrite of the Golden Rule into what is now the AIG Golden Rule, has ruined business dealings for everyone, and bankrupt the country.
by Guido1 March 21, 2009
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ad rage

A feeling of uncontrolled anger when surfing the internet and you are forced to watch an unsolicited video advertisement.
I get massive ad rage when I am forced to watch a ad video, when I am in a hurry.
by Guido1 May 16, 2009
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short-timer's syndrome

Originally dating back to the Vietnam War. When one's rotation date (leave the country) was near, one lost focus on still being a soldier, and became a liability instead of an asset. Also, the period of time at the end of the 12th grade, when one has already been accepted into a college or the military, and is just waiting for the Senior Prom and Graduation ceremonies.
I wonder if Simon Cowell is getting short-timer's syndrome on American Idol?
by Guido1 March 11, 2010
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Gen Z

Generation Z, or those kids born roughly after 9/11.
There was Generation X, then Generation Y, now the new kids born after 9/11 are called Generation Z or Gen Z, for short.
by Guido1 March 16, 2008
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