Guido1's definitions

stockflation

Informal inflation index "voted upon" by "short" and "long" day-traders in global market. Roughly a measure of inflationary forces vs deflationary monetary assets. Some of the obvious indicators are called the Dow, Nasdaq, and the Standard and Poors. Calculated roughly as the inverse of the monetary symbol, as in the US, the dollar.

Stockflation has become the modern mantra for the illusion of wealth.

by Guido1 November 2, 2008

oxygen assimilation

The ability of the body to "burn" glucose and exhale carbon dioxide. This process includes lung function, cardiac efficiency, vascular tone, and cellular metabolism.

Cycling requires good oxygen assimilation.

by Guido1 March 6, 2008

tightend

The most sought after offensive line position in American football, by gay ball players, is tightend.

Know what's funny, the most gay guy I know, Derick, is trying out for tightend.

by Guido1 March 8, 2008

manna from obamma

Governament programs from the Obama Administration designed to help stimulate the economy; thereby, helping to avoid a depression.

Man, I wish I could get some of the manna from obamma.

by Guido1 August 23, 2009

shock factor

The subjective measure of the psychological "impact" of any given event.

Those involved the plotting of the 9/11 attacks were attempting to maximize the shock factor.

by Guido1 March 28, 2008

urge to kill

Overpowering feeling to do bodily harm to someone that has gone totally over the line into your space: physically, morally, spiritually, intellectually, etc.

Man, when I saw that guy shake that poor little baby, I got this sudden urge to kill.

by Guido1 May 17, 2009

Gen Z

Generation Z, or those kids born roughly after 9/11.

There was Generation X, then Generation Y, now the new kids born after 9/11 are called Generation Z or Gen Z, for short.

by Guido1 March 16, 2008