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like whats the have? the common retard uses this. only this slaughter of the english language is a bastardization of a popular black phrase refered to as mother fucker. or to fuck ones mother. which by the way is incest. only "mother what what" is used commonly by retarded six year old boys mimicking "shaft" only in fear of getting slapped by their over weight drunk fathers they replace the profane word fuck with the words commonly used by half deaf people. those words being "what what". only the deaf have the right to say "what what" because lets face it they can't fuckin here you. also "mother what what" is used by child molesters and fags like elton john. i don't know if elton john has ever used the words "mother what what" but i'm going to assume he has...because he's a fag.
some kid: hey frankie wanna go play transformers and when we're done play i'll show you mine and you show me yours
some other kid: sounds like a sweet deal. lets go brotha.
some kid: lets do this MOTHER WHAT WHAT
me: OH MY GOD you little faggot. why don't u lay down on the autobahn. and die.
some other kid: sounds like a sweet deal. lets go brotha.
some kid: lets do this MOTHER WHAT WHAT
me: OH MY GOD you little faggot. why don't u lay down on the autobahn. and die.
by guess April 18, 2004
Get the mother what what mug.(1) a pubic hair that women occasionaly choke on, it can't be removed because its stuck in the crotch region very tightly. it can't be shaved because its made of steel.
(2) a really dumb douche bag. by douche bag i mean ignorant wanna be mean but can't stupid dick humper. and by the sentence above this one i mean a asshole. and by asshole i mean someone whos a dick. do u get the gist of it.
(3) a term used to describe mentally handicapped people or retards. the type of retard who would break a plate glass window with his boner then lick the blood of the broken shards and walk into a fueneral home half naked during a wake.
(4) simon cowell
(5) a word used to describe a genreal idiot. you know what a idiot is. like someone who cheats on their taxes...but uses a bright red pen and mispells words like "money"
(6) just a funny ass word to confuse the elderly with.
(2) a really dumb douche bag. by douche bag i mean ignorant wanna be mean but can't stupid dick humper. and by the sentence above this one i mean a asshole. and by asshole i mean someone whos a dick. do u get the gist of it.
(3) a term used to describe mentally handicapped people or retards. the type of retard who would break a plate glass window with his boner then lick the blood of the broken shards and walk into a fueneral home half naked during a wake.
(4) simon cowell
(5) a word used to describe a genreal idiot. you know what a idiot is. like someone who cheats on their taxes...but uses a bright red pen and mispells words like "money"
(6) just a funny ass word to confuse the elderly with.
(1) AAAAAH frank you loofus finally broke off... but now its gaging the fuck out of me. i gotta shit.
(2) guy 1: i had sex with you wife...ANAL
guy 2: god damnit loofus.
(3) conversation
person 1: yeah so then the loofus came into my house with a baseball bat. then he kept screaming "peabut butter" and i was freaked because it was 2 in the morning. then these people came into my house and put this crazy loofus in a huge duffel bag.
person 2: thats crazy. loffus's are only here to freak people out and to amuse us. oh and alos to play piano
(4) simon cowell: that was gastly. excuse me i have to go home and vomit in my underwear draw. that was horrible. i'm gay
(5) person 1: your brother is a stupid loofus.
person 2: no he's not. why would you say that?
person 1: uummmm....maybe its because he just took a shit in my grandmas bath tub. then her threw his own fecal matter at her stuffed cat.
(6) young person: hi there old guy, did you poop your pants again
old person: WhAAAaaaa i can't here yaa
young peson: LOOFUS
old person: WWHAAAA, you damn hooligans. get off my porch with your stupid music. WHAAaa. i just soiled my self. JULIA!!!!
old persons wife: WHAAT MARVIN!
old person: i need a depense... HURRY UP WOMEN.
young person: wow, when i get old i'm gonna shoot my self in the face
(2) guy 1: i had sex with you wife...ANAL
guy 2: god damnit loofus.
(3) conversation
person 1: yeah so then the loofus came into my house with a baseball bat. then he kept screaming "peabut butter" and i was freaked because it was 2 in the morning. then these people came into my house and put this crazy loofus in a huge duffel bag.
person 2: thats crazy. loffus's are only here to freak people out and to amuse us. oh and alos to play piano
(4) simon cowell: that was gastly. excuse me i have to go home and vomit in my underwear draw. that was horrible. i'm gay
(5) person 1: your brother is a stupid loofus.
person 2: no he's not. why would you say that?
person 1: uummmm....maybe its because he just took a shit in my grandmas bath tub. then her threw his own fecal matter at her stuffed cat.
(6) young person: hi there old guy, did you poop your pants again
old person: WhAAAaaaa i can't here yaa
young peson: LOOFUS
old person: WWHAAAA, you damn hooligans. get off my porch with your stupid music. WHAAaa. i just soiled my self. JULIA!!!!
old persons wife: WHAAT MARVIN!
old person: i need a depense... HURRY UP WOMEN.
young person: wow, when i get old i'm gonna shoot my self in the face
by guess April 10, 2004
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often the mentally challenged speak this code to each other rather then us UN-retarded people,because what un-retarded person would walk up to someone else and say "so, whats the have?" thats right no one because this "term" is fuckin ridiculous
often the mentally challenged speak this code to each other rather then us UN-retarded people,because what un-retarded person would walk up to someone else and say "so, whats the have?" thats right no one because this "term" is fuckin ridiculous
RETARD walking up to an UN-retard
RETARD: a bia bia bia a paw paw paw eeey aaaaah aaawwwhats theeeyy haaaave aaa heo heo meow meow
UN-retarded: wow i hope you get shot in the face
RETARD: a bia bia bia a paw paw paw eeey aaaaah aaawwwhats theeeyy haaaave aaa heo heo meow meow
UN-retarded: wow i hope you get shot in the face
by guess April 3, 2004
Get the whats the have? mug.(1) the conservative joe disanzo. he says everyone who disagrees with him are "liberals" even know their not. he knows nothing about politics even know he watches the most conservative news channel (fox news) all day long. he doesn't like black people and is against abortion even know he's not a women and will never have a child. he thinks the patriot act is a good idea. he constantly talks about bill o reily which would lead some to think he has sexual fantasies about him. even though peers show him hardocore documents detailing some of the failures of the bush administration he says its "bullshit".
(2) a conservative who knows nothing about being a conservative and is only one because the traits of the parents rub off on them.
(3) unable to think outside of the box for more then 5 seconds
(4) thinks he's a conservative even know he shares hard moral beleifs with liberals
(2) a conservative who knows nothing about being a conservative and is only one because the traits of the parents rub off on them.
(3) unable to think outside of the box for more then 5 seconds
(4) thinks he's a conservative even know he shares hard moral beleifs with liberals
me: joe did u go on FTW.com its a INDEPENDENT JOURNALISM sit.
joe: mike you are such a stupid liberal prick. i'm gonna go on Bill O' Reilys website and write letters to him. and when i grow up i'm gonna join the KKK
me: joe, u know that u have liberal views and i'm not even a liberal i just don't like politics
joe: no, mike ur are a stupid liberal. liberals are so stupid. bye mike i'm going to try to find naked pictures of bill and sean hannity one the internet
joe: mike you are such a stupid liberal prick. i'm gonna go on Bill O' Reilys website and write letters to him. and when i grow up i'm gonna join the KKK
me: joe, u know that u have liberal views and i'm not even a liberal i just don't like politics
joe: no, mike ur are a stupid liberal. liberals are so stupid. bye mike i'm going to try to find naked pictures of bill and sean hannity one the internet
by guess March 30, 2004
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21:00 <Elixir> I found myself questioning why people say "Fasst" in america and not "Farst" last night
by guess January 11, 2004
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