Lard Tunderin Jaysus

The Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.
Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time

Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.
by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011
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bieber'd

The act of being accused of fathering a baby with a women you have never met.
Other examples are Mary and Joesph of Nazareth
Also known as emasculate conception or the birth of a messiah.
So leading by example, Justin Bieber is the non-father of our next deity.
Man: I got a paper in the mail sayin' I got to pay child support.

Friend: Arent You a virgin?

Man: I know, I got bieber'd.
by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011
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Crampissed

That time of month coincides with the holiday season and your significant other is PMSing and breaking your balls worse than the nutcracker.
"Where is the popcorn tinsel?"
"In the bag, inside the kernals."
"Someone's being Crampissed"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Mistletoe....wet kiss..."
"Damn right..."
by GroceryClerk April 24, 2018
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Vax n' Wax

After getting vaccinated you purge the forest from the land so you can finally hit up the old bootycalls.
What are you doing Friday?

Vax n' wax.

Tell John I said hi!
by GroceryClerk April 13, 2021
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Having a Blind Circle-Jerk

When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.
"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.
by GroceryClerk July 04, 2018
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Tannin'

You see that guy Tannin' up the road.

Not but I saw a car tannin' in that direction.
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One Upper

That person who has to be better at everything. Even when they shouldn't want to.
"I remember once as a child I accidentally killed a squirrel."
"Aww that's nothin' bro. I used to kill animals all the time."
"Really?! What the hell is wrong with you freak?
"Oh you think you're disgusted in me? You should see how disgusted I am at me!"

A One Upper
by GroceryClerk November 28, 2015
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