GroceryClerk's definitions
After getting vaccinated you purge the forest from the land so you can finally hit up the old bootycalls.
by GroceryClerk April 13, 2021
Get the Vax n' Waxmug. When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.
"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.
by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018
Get the Having a Blind Circle-Jerkmug. When someone you had sex with at some point now sits on the complete opposite political spectrum as you.
by GroceryClerk April 13, 2021
Get the Flip Fockmug. That time of month coincides with the holiday season and your significant other is PMSing and breaking your balls worse than the nutcracker.
"Where is the popcorn tinsel?"
"In the bag, inside the kernals."
"Someone's being Crampissed"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Mistletoe....wet kiss..."
"Damn right..."
"In the bag, inside the kernals."
"Someone's being Crampissed"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Mistletoe....wet kiss..."
"Damn right..."
by GroceryClerk May 29, 2018
Get the Crampissedmug. by GroceryClerk April 13, 2021
Get the Tannin'mug. The act of being accused of fathering a baby with a women you have never met.
Other examples are Mary and Joesph of Nazareth
Also known as emasculate conception or the birth of a messiah.
So leading by example, Justin Bieber is the non-father of our next deity.
Other examples are Mary and Joesph of Nazareth
Also known as emasculate conception or the birth of a messiah.
So leading by example, Justin Bieber is the non-father of our next deity.
Man: I got a paper in the mail sayin' I got to pay child support.
Friend: Arent You a virgin?
Man: I know, I got bieber'd.
Friend: Arent You a virgin?
Man: I know, I got bieber'd.
by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011
Get the bieber'dmug. The Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.
Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time
Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time
Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.
by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011
Get the Lard Tunderin Jaysusmug.