Having a Blind Circle-Jerk

When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.

"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.

by GroceryClerk July 04, 2018

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Rona Bona

When your vaccine nurse is hot/handsome as hell.

You see the nurse?
Total gave me a Rona Bona.

by GroceryClerk April 13, 2021

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One Upper

That person who has to be better at everything. Even when they shouldn't want to.

"I remember once as a child I accidentally killed a squirrel."
"Aww that's nothin' bro. I used to kill animals all the time."
"Really?! What the hell is wrong with you freak?
"Oh you think you're disgusted in me? You should see how disgusted I am at me!"

A One Upper

by GroceryClerk March 02, 2016

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Trump-ed

When someone keeps redirecting or completely change the subject in order to Bitch/complain/make fun of Donald Trump.

"He is just a complete Asshole. I don't understand how any sane thinking person could vote or even support this buffoon. I mean, what has America come too?"
"Uhh... So do you want fries with that or not."

Trump-ed

by GroceryClerk July 04, 2018

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Cock and Poodle Too

How the bitch of a red ass punk snitched on my other two homies. Dog and chicken.

"Now I know this is a difficult thing to do Mr. Campbell... But can you identify the other assailants in the courtroom for us."
*Points fingers* - "Cock and Poodle Too!"
*rooster glares and whispers to canary* - "Put the word out on this mother fucker. 50 dead. 100 alive."
*Judge yells* -"What was that Mr. Chicken?!"
"Huh?! Oh me. Cluck cluck my nigga, what's up?"

by GroceryClerk August 14, 2018

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