Vax n' Wax

After getting vaccinated you purge the forest from the land so you can finally hit up the old bootycalls.

What are you doing Friday?

Vax n' wax.

Tell John I said hi!

by GroceryClerk April 13, 2021

bieber'd

The act of being accused of fathering a baby with a women you have never met.
Other examples are Mary and Joesph of Nazareth
Also known as emasculate conception or the birth of a messiah.
So leading by example, Justin Bieber is the non-father of our next deity.

Man: I got a paper in the mail sayin' I got to pay child support.

Friend: Arent You a virgin?

Man: I know, I got bieber'd.

by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011

One Upper

That person who has to be better at everything. Even when they shouldn't want to.

"I remember once as a child I accidentally killed a squirrel."
"Aww that's nothin' bro. I used to kill animals all the time."
"Really?! What the hell is wrong with you freak?
"Oh you think you're disgusted in me? You should see how disgusted I am at me!"

A One Upper

by GroceryClerk March 02, 2016

Rona Bona

When your vaccine nurse is hot/handsome as hell.

You see the nurse?
Total gave me a Rona Bona.

by GroceryClerk April 13, 2021

Depressengers

The team you join when you realize you are too fat, lazy and out of shape to be a super-hero and too stupid to be a super-villain.

"The Despicable Bulk. Whore. Can't-Man, Black Man/her, Fat Piggo, and small Dick Fury. Depressengers ASSEMBLE!"

by GroceryClerk July 04, 2018

Whipper snapper

An old expression to describe young people that is now used to describe that ratchet bitch in the club who keeps whipping the people on the dance floor with her "real" human hair made from the testicle shavings of deformed horses and Hodor's pubic mane.

Man don't go over by the bathroom. This whipper Snapper damn near took my eye out.

What the fuck they weave that shit in with? Sos pads?

by GroceryClerk August 14, 2018

Netflix and Spill

When you watch Netflix alone, surrounded by food and end up ruing your sheets for a different reason.

"What brings you to Bed, Bath and Beyond today sir?"
"I was just having a netflix and spill ."
"Say no more. Single sized sheets are in the back."

by GroceryClerk March 02, 2016