Greg's definitions

schilsk

Term for a dude who is so successful at 'cock-block'ing his comrades that he can do it while on fire.

I would have hooked up with the girl from the bar last night, but the schilsk decided to make an appearance.

by Greg December 21, 2004

Shem

Suburban Club Goer. Can be male or female but more commonly male. Can be identified by one or all of the following items: Cheesy tattoos(example: any form of flash tribal or anything incorporating a panther) spandex shirts w/ designer jeans. Spikey teased hair, J-lo sunglasses(yes even on males)lots of body glitter(again even on males) usually holding glow sticks.
Mostly found in the Westchester county area of NY.
More info See "Poseur"

Damn, this Club is loaded w/ shems tonite.

Can also be varried based on description
ie:
Wigger: sheminem
Shem-haven: Pearl nite club in white plains NY

by Greg February 18, 2003

fishing

sitting in a boat like an idiot.

often involves drinking in a boat like an idiot...

by Greg April 29, 2004

Scottish hello

A way of greeting a good friend, whereby you put a hand on their shoulder, then shout 'Give us a kiss!' and headbutt them. Bonus points are awarded if completed without spilling your drink.

"Ow, Mac just gave me a Scottish hello. He nearly broke my nose."

by Greg April 26, 2005

bonor

good for randomn insults and shouting out to confuse people

can also be used in 1337, with zeros, if something is crap.

e.g.

Oh n03e5! th4t fuck1n9 b1tch 15 t3h b0n0r!!!!!

Teacher: Mitch, what's 4) f)

Child: hmmmm... BONOR!

by greg November 20, 2003

moatin

A word to decribe a chick that that looks better than georgus, and 10x better than beautiful, with an ass better than J-Lo and Trina

Yo son, that bitch is moatin! You see that ass?

by Greg March 26, 2005

da ism

noun
1. Ability to pick up members of the opposite sex.

2. General complement.

1. "Greg sure has the ism"

2. "You got da ism, baby!

by Greg April 18, 2005