Racism of the Gaps

\ ˈrā-ˌsi-zəm əv t͟hə ˈgaps \ (noun)

The reflexive attribution of differences in outcomes between demographic groups to racism.
Albertu: "Why are so many Chinese-Americans admitted to top schools at the expense of other groups?"
Pardsnipper: "Racism!"
Albertu: "Hahahahahaha. No."
(Racism of the Gaps)
by Green Gordon June 29, 2020
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Floydian Fallacy

\ ˈflȯi-dē-ən ˈfa-lə-sē \ (noun)

The erroneous belief that a single video of police brutality proves systemic racism.
Angry Anjem: "The George Floyd video PROVES Amerikkka is racist!"
Rational Raheem: "Everyone agrees it was appalling. But remember in 2019 the police shot 9 unarmed blacks as well as 19 unarmed whites."
Floydian Fallacy
by Green Gordon June 24, 2020
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Jussie

\ ˈjəssē \ (verb)

To perpetrate a patently ludicrous hoax for the purpose of race-baiting.
Fatiha claimed three white guys urinated on her mother in broad daylight because they didn’t like her Niqab. She jussied all over Twitter.
by Green Gordon June 10, 2020
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Bubbawallace

\ ˈbə-bə ˈwä-ləs \ (noun)

A swiftly debunked hoax. (Cf. Jussie)
Driver, Monday: "A white supremacist put a noose in my garage!"
FBI, Tuesday: "The noose has been there since 2019 - an obvious Bubbawallace."
by Green Gordon June 24, 2020
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McInsight

McInsight

\ mək-in-ˌsīt \ (noun)

Sociocultural observation formulated by a person of Celtic heritage.
Gavin McInsight: "When I saw my friend from Beijing eating hot sweetcorn to quench his thirst... that's when I realized... 'we're different.'"
by Green Gordon June 15, 2020
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Islamorealism

\ is-ˈläm ōˈrē-ə-ˌli-zəm \ (noun)

The belief that Islam should be subject to the same standard of scholarly and rational critique as every other religion.
- "Sam Harris says the Holy Quran was written by a man - that's Islamophobia."
- "Nope - that's Islamorealism."
by Green Gordon June 15, 2020
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Gadsmack

\ ˈgadˈsmak \ (noun)

a disarmingly wounding insult.
Dr. Gadsmack: "Dear Cerebral Eunuch, when I met up with your wife's boyfriend last night, we had a lovely chat about your life choices..."
by Green Gordon June 15, 2020
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