Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉's definitions
Taxi driver at 3am referring to an ugly drunk who has thrown up all over the back seat and passed out:
"Got a fully sick subwoofer in the back bro"
"Got a fully sick subwoofer in the back bro"
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 31, 2009
Get the subwoofermug. A Canadian cunt stain, especially: a certain male Facebook user who is a minor but perennial irritant to certain Australians.
Higzy: Cuntstainadian
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 May 11, 2009
Get the Cuntstainadianmug. Used to describe someone online who has a massive hissy-fit, meltdown, breakdown; publicly online; and then announces they were 'trolling' to cover their embarressment.
First used in 2009 to describe the behaviour of a certain red-headed Facebook group memeber who, upon reading a post about a "humourless ranga", launched into a fullscale meltdown: creating many fake accounts to spam the group with pornographic images to get the group shut down.
When it was pointed out that the 'ranga' post was written 6 months before he joined or knew the author, he announced that he was "trolling". Legend has it that the word "Gotcha!" was even used.
When this explanation didn't fly with one particularly savvy group member, the
Cry Troll launched a one-man (and many fake accounts) attack on her, even making up a Facebook hate group in her honour - giving rise to the expression: Facespook.
First used in 2009 to describe the behaviour of a certain red-headed Facebook group memeber who, upon reading a post about a "humourless ranga", launched into a fullscale meltdown: creating many fake accounts to spam the group with pornographic images to get the group shut down.
When it was pointed out that the 'ranga' post was written 6 months before he joined or knew the author, he announced that he was "trolling". Legend has it that the word "Gotcha!" was even used.
When this explanation didn't fly with one particularly savvy group member, the
Cry Troll launched a one-man (and many fake accounts) attack on her, even making up a Facebook hate group in her honour - giving rise to the expression: Facespook.
"I hate you all. You are all so unbelievably MEAN. I am taking my virtual ball and going HOME. I never want to SEE ANY of your fake profile pictures AGAIN. I am going to SUE you ALL for being such NASTY NASTY PEOPLE...."
"Settle down dude. That wasn't about you. Check the date."
"Oh. GOTCHA! I was only TROLLING!"
"Sure you were dude. Well done. Cry Troll - good strategy. So long as you're calm now that's the main thing."
"Settle down dude. That wasn't about you. Check the date."
"Oh. GOTCHA! I was only TROLLING!"
"Sure you were dude. Well done. Cry Troll - good strategy. So long as you're calm now that's the main thing."
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 12, 2009
Get the Cry Trollmug. Depending on how you look at it: an affectionate moniker, an exact personality profile, or an insult.
The term is used to describe the one person who is the most cuntish, nasty, ruthless, relentlessly rude person in an: apartment block, school, work place, or facebook group etc.
The term is used to describe the one person who is the most cuntish, nasty, ruthless, relentlessly rude person in an: apartment block, school, work place, or facebook group etc.
Ivan: "I am the Resident Cunt of 'Pass or Fail'"
Sohm-yung Ho: "No. You are just a condescending cunt. There's a difference. Fag."
Ivan: "Cunt"
Sohm-yung Ho: "That's RESIDENT Cunt to YOU. You're gay."
Sohm-yung Ho: "No. You are just a condescending cunt. There's a difference. Fag."
Ivan: "Cunt"
Sohm-yung Ho: "That's RESIDENT Cunt to YOU. You're gay."
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 August 5, 2009
Get the Resident Cuntmug. A Jayne's reply
A 'comeback' or retort that is so predictable that the intended recipient is able to preemptively create a facebook group that... um... predicts it.
Can also be used to describe the language 'skills' of facebookers who say things like: ROFL or EPIC FAIL or who use the keyboard to create twee little graphics that depict ladders replete with accompanying cliches.
A 'comeback' or retort that is so predictable that the intended recipient is able to preemptively create a facebook group that... um... predicts it.
Can also be used to describe the language 'skills' of facebookers who say things like: ROFL or EPIC FAIL or who use the keyboard to create twee little graphics that depict ladders replete with accompanying cliches.
For instance, a 'Jayne' might actually bother to type a ladder graphic in the absence of something worth saying. Follows it with "Something for the climb down. Careful now."
You say: "Bit of a 'A Jayne's reply'"
You say: "Bit of a 'A Jayne's reply'"
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 November 3, 2009
Get the 'A Jayne's reply'mug. A common complaint of celebrities and wannabes, a megraine is a severe headache caused by incessantly talking about oneself and focusing on one's problems without ever stopping to consider how fortunate one is and how other people have genuine problems.
Though not a serious medical issue, a megraine can cause sufferers to be incapable of functioning normally or permorming routine tasks for themselves - like wiping their own arse.
Though not a serious medical issue, a megraine can cause sufferers to be incapable of functioning normally or permorming routine tasks for themselves - like wiping their own arse.
"bla bla bla bla bla bla me bla me bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla ble me bla my life is so hard bla bla bla bla..."
"Sounds tough... er...Ms Hilton do you think you can go out now and show your face at the party we've paid you hundreds of thousands of dollars to host for charity.."
interrupting: "bla bla bla me bla bla bla what do they want from me bla bla bla bla so hard bla bla bla bla bla I HAVE A MEGRAINE bla bla bla"
"Sounds tough... er...Ms Hilton do you think you can go out now and show your face at the party we've paid you hundreds of thousands of dollars to host for charity.."
interrupting: "bla bla bla me bla bla bla what do they want from me bla bla bla bla so hard bla bla bla bla bla I HAVE A MEGRAINE bla bla bla"
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 March 20, 2009
Get the megrainemug. 1. the female equivalent of a 'boner'.
2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner'
3. Or it may be characterised by extreme wetness, involuntarily clenching and unclenching vaginal muscles, and an erect clitoris: 'massive lady-boner'
2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner'
3. Or it may be characterised by extreme wetness, involuntarily clenching and unclenching vaginal muscles, and an erect clitoris: 'massive lady-boner'
"Why did you have unprotected sex with that bad-boy player last night?"
"Because I had a massive lady-boner and he was really doing it for me and my school and family preach abstinence so I had no condoms".
"Because I had a massive lady-boner and he was really doing it for me and my school and family preach abstinence so I had no condoms".
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009
Get the lady-bonermug.