Used to describe someone online who has a massive hissy-fit, meltdown, breakdown; publicly online; and then announces they were 'trolling' to cover their embarressment.
First used in 2009 to describe the behaviour of a certain red-headed Facebook group memeber who, upon reading a post about a "humourless ranga", launched into a fullscale meltdown: creating many fake accounts to spam the group with pornographic images to get the group shut down.
When it was pointed out that the 'ranga' post was written 6 months before he joined or knew the author, he announced that he was "trolling". Legend has it that the word "Gotcha!" was even used.
When this explanation didn't fly with one particularly savvy group member, the
Cry Troll launched a one-man (and many fake accounts) attack on her, even making up a Facebook hate group in her honour - giving rise to the expression: Facespook.
First used in 2009 to describe the behaviour of a certain red-headed Facebook group memeber who, upon reading a post about a "humourless ranga", launched into a fullscale meltdown: creating many fake accounts to spam the group with pornographic images to get the group shut down.
When it was pointed out that the 'ranga' post was written 6 months before he joined or knew the author, he announced that he was "trolling". Legend has it that the word "Gotcha!" was even used.
When this explanation didn't fly with one particularly savvy group member, the
Cry Troll launched a one-man (and many fake accounts) attack on her, even making up a Facebook hate group in her honour - giving rise to the expression: Facespook.
"I hate you all. You are all so unbelievably MEAN. I am taking my virtual ball and going HOME. I never want to SEE ANY of your fake profile pictures AGAIN. I am going to SUE you ALL for being such NASTY NASTY PEOPLE...."
"Settle down dude. That wasn't about you. Check the date."
"Oh. GOTCHA! I was only TROLLING!"
"Sure you were dude. Well done. Cry Troll - good strategy. So long as you're calm now that's the main thing."
"Settle down dude. That wasn't about you. Check the date."
"Oh. GOTCHA! I was only TROLLING!"
"Sure you were dude. Well done. Cry Troll - good strategy. So long as you're calm now that's the main thing."
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 13, 2009
"Lady-boner... is that, like, your hundredth word in Urban Dictionary Emelda?"
"My sixth I think. But I pinched one from Ivan, so..."
"Wow. You're a right little Urban Dicker ay"
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"My sixth I think. But I pinched one from Ivan, so..."
"Wow. You're a right little Urban Dicker ay"
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by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 11, 2009
A Jayne's reply
A 'comeback' or retort that is so predictable that the intended recipient is able to preemptively create a facebook group that... um... predicts it.
Can also be used to describe the language 'skills' of facebookers who say things like: ROFL or EPIC FAIL or who use the keyboard to create twee little graphics that depict ladders replete with accompanying cliches.
A 'comeback' or retort that is so predictable that the intended recipient is able to preemptively create a facebook group that... um... predicts it.
Can also be used to describe the language 'skills' of facebookers who say things like: ROFL or EPIC FAIL or who use the keyboard to create twee little graphics that depict ladders replete with accompanying cliches.
For instance, a 'Jayne' might actually bother to type a ladder graphic in the absence of something worth saying. Follows it with "Something for the climb down. Careful now."
You say: "Bit of a 'A Jayne's reply'"
You say: "Bit of a 'A Jayne's reply'"
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 November 03, 2009
"Why are you in the Toronto network now Ivan?"
"I just wanted to browse the Hig" (Higino: a recently added irritant to a Facebook group)
Therefore: 'Browse the Hig'
"I just wanted to browse the Hig" (Higino: a recently added irritant to a Facebook group)
Therefore: 'Browse the Hig'
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 04, 2009
A stalker, pyscopath, or sociopath who harasses you via Facebook.
Can be an ex or jealous aquaintance or colleague or just as easily someone who has only crossed your path online, on Facebook.
Their behaviour can include:
1. Unwelcome private messages until you block them.
2. Following you around from group to group to read and respond to your posts, as they can no longer message you.
3. Cloning you.
4. Creating fake accounts to try and befriend you and get access to your profile that way - failing that: to harass you.
5. Starting up hate groups about you.
A Facespook will sometimes try to pass off their abusive and harassing behaviour as "trolling" to other members of a shared Facebook group, so that the victim is left to fend for herself.
Can be an ex or jealous aquaintance or colleague or just as easily someone who has only crossed your path online, on Facebook.
Their behaviour can include:
1. Unwelcome private messages until you block them.
2. Following you around from group to group to read and respond to your posts, as they can no longer message you.
3. Cloning you.
4. Creating fake accounts to try and befriend you and get access to your profile that way - failing that: to harass you.
5. Starting up hate groups about you.
A Facespook will sometimes try to pass off their abusive and harassing behaviour as "trolling" to other members of a shared Facebook group, so that the victim is left to fend for herself.
types: "OMG I can't believe Mark started up a hate group about you! WHAT is up with that?!?! Talk about a Facespook! LMFAO"
types back: "LOL I know. Did you join?"
types back: "LOL I know. Did you join?"
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009
A common complaint of celebrities and wannabes, a megraine is a severe headache caused by incessantly talking about oneself and focusing on one's problems without ever stopping to consider how fortunate one is and how other people have genuine problems.
Though not a serious medical issue, a megraine can cause sufferers to be incapable of functioning normally or permorming routine tasks for themselves - like wiping their own arse.
Though not a serious medical issue, a megraine can cause sufferers to be incapable of functioning normally or permorming routine tasks for themselves - like wiping their own arse.
"bla bla bla bla bla bla me bla me bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla ble me bla my life is so hard bla bla bla bla..."
"Sounds tough... er...Ms Hilton do you think you can go out now and show your face at the party we've paid you hundreds of thousands of dollars to host for charity.."
interrupting: "bla bla bla me bla bla bla what do they want from me bla bla bla bla so hard bla bla bla bla bla I HAVE A MEGRAINE bla bla bla"
"Sounds tough... er...Ms Hilton do you think you can go out now and show your face at the party we've paid you hundreds of thousands of dollars to host for charity.."
interrupting: "bla bla bla me bla bla bla what do they want from me bla bla bla bla so hard bla bla bla bla bla I HAVE A MEGRAINE bla bla bla"
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 March 20, 2009
When someone makes up a new word or expression to describe something, and that word or expression is just so sublime and succinct that it is quickly adopted by the mainstream or the sub-mainstream, necessitating its inclusion in the Urban Dictionary.
Beyonce 'coined the term' bootylicious to perfectly describe a rounded butt (or Big Black Ghetto Arse, depending on how you look at it). Well done Beyonce. Sorry I can't do the little dash above the 'e' in your name but Robert's explanations are crap.
Sohm-Yung Ho 'coined the term' Resident Cunt to perfectly describe... um... the resident cunt.
Sohm-Yung Ho 'coined the term' Resident Cunt to perfectly describe... um... the resident cunt.
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 August 08, 2009