Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉's definitions

'A Jayne's reply'

A Jayne's reply

A 'comeback' or retort that is so predictable that the intended recipient is able to preemptively create a facebook group that... um... predicts it.

Can also be used to describe the language 'skills' of facebookers who say things like: ROFL or EPIC FAIL or who use the keyboard to create twee little graphics that depict ladders replete with accompanying cliches.

For instance, a 'Jayne' might actually bother to type a ladder graphic in the absence of something worth saying. Follows it with "Something for the climb down. Careful now."

You say: "Bit of a 'A Jayne's reply'"

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 November 3, 2009

megraine

A common complaint of celebrities and wannabes, a megraine is a severe headache caused by incessantly talking about oneself and focusing on one's problems without ever stopping to consider how fortunate one is and how other people have genuine problems.

Though not a serious medical issue, a megraine can cause sufferers to be incapable of functioning normally or permorming routine tasks for themselves - like wiping their own arse.

"bla bla bla bla bla bla me bla me bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla ble me bla my life is so hard bla bla bla bla..."

"Sounds tough... er...Ms Hilton do you think you can go out now and show your face at the party we've paid you hundreds of thousands of dollars to host for charity.."

interrupting: "bla bla bla me bla bla bla what do they want from me bla bla bla bla so hard bla bla bla bla bla I HAVE A MEGRAINE bla bla bla"

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 March 20, 2009

lady-boner

1. the female equivalent of a 'boner'.

2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner'

3. Or it may be characterised by extreme wetness, involuntarily clenching and unclenching vaginal muscles, and an erect clitoris: 'massive lady-boner'

"Why did you have unprotected sex with that bad-boy player last night?"

"Because I had a massive lady-boner and he was really doing it for me and my school and family preach abstinence so I had no condoms".

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009

Resident Cunt

Depending on how you look at it: an affectionate moniker, an exact personality profile, or an insult.

The term is used to describe the one person who is the most cuntish, nasty, ruthless, relentlessly rude person in an: apartment block, school, work place, or facebook group etc.

Ivan: "I am the Resident Cunt of 'Pass or Fail'"

Sohm-yung Ho: "No. You are just a condescending cunt. There's a difference. Fag."

Ivan: "Cunt"

Sohm-yung Ho: "That's RESIDENT Cunt to YOU. You're gay."

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 August 5, 2009

Silicon Dicker

An Urban Dicker is a frequent submitter to the Urban Dictionary. Coined by arguably (ok - VERY arguably) our generation's GREATEST Urban Dicker herself - Emelda Moncelet - who formed a Facebook group of the same name which half-heartedly promises a large novelty penis made of silicon as 1st prize to the most prolific Urban Dicker, though no final competition score-tallying date has every been nominated.

Silicon Dicker is basically an Urban Dicker who submits using their 'construct' (fake Facebook profile), or other alias.

Ivan: "I refuse to give the thumbs up to ANYTHING with 'booka' in the title....bookabullshit."

Ricky: "http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Ricky+Foxwell"

Emelda (feeling the huge silicon novelty penis slipping from her grasp): "There's no shame when you're a Silicon Dicker "

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 17, 2009

'Browse the Hig'

To join the same network as another Facebook user to get a better look at their profile.

"Why are you in the Toronto network now Ivan?"

"I just wanted to browse the Hig" (Higino: a recently added irritant to a Facebook group)

Therefore: 'Browse the Hig'

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 4, 2009

subwoofer

Used to describe any person, male or female, who one considers less attractive than a dog.

Taxi driver at 3am referring to an ugly drunk who has thrown up all over the back seat and passed out:

"Got a fully sick subwoofer in the back bro"

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 31, 2009