Gramma Knobgobbles's definitions

Penissoccer

A game in which several fully-nude men replace the plastic figurines of a foosball table with their penises, and play the game normally.

First one to get a boner loses.

"Hey man, what's wrong?
I lost a game of Penissoccer."

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

Pussy Paper

Slang for 'tampon'

"It's about my time of the month, mom. Can you go get me some pussy paper?"

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

Cockboard

A chalk board that you write on with your dick.

"Please write your name and length in inches on the Cockboard."

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

Sacman

When you paint one of your testicles yellow and split it in half. It may then eat ghosts, if it so desires.

"Wanna play sacman?"
"Hell yeah!"

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

Swoon

A foolish person.

"How exactly does one accurately program HTML and perform brain surgery while translating ancient scrolls from Greek to Latin to Arab to African to American Sign Language, masturbating, and eating cereal?"
"Jesus Christmas, George, you swoon! Let me do it."

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

Swedish Pirate

The sexual act of pulling out right before you finish, breaking your partner's leg and then shitting in his/her eye.

Guy: Hey babe, you have fun last night?
Girl: Yeah, until you gave me that God damn Swedish Pirate.

Guy: Let's hook up again tomorrow night.
Girl: No!
Guy: Why?
Girl:....Well ok. I'll bring lube.

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011