Graham's definitions

lardbutt

Insult usually aimed at the species of Louis

Louis a such a "lardbutt"

by Graham September 15, 2004

Prepuce

1.The retractable fold of skin covering the tip of the penis or clitoris. 2. A bald dickhead's rug.

1. As you have no teeth, I would like you to chew my prepuce.

by Graham August 30, 2003

Eton Wick

The ghetto of Berkshire. This multi-cultural area is divided into two continents; the northside (often called the shithole) being renowned for its trampishness and being a habitat for chavs and pikosts. The southside is the more prestidge part of the village, where the rich and famous tend to live. The main feature of the southside is the recycling bank which is regularly set alight or used as a launchpad for fireworks by the Tyson's or other young scamps living in the area

I got shot when I was walking past the Eton Wick chippy

by Graham April 11, 2005

hatchmonkey

A worker in an all night gas station. One that operates via a hatch, or window.

How about we order ten things, only one at a time. Really work that hatchmonkey. It'll be a laugh.

by Graham November 30, 2004

Cained

When someone is really, really stonned

Shit, I'm well cained!

by Graham June 4, 2004

Tonging

Being Chinese and throwing all over the back of a public bus and then flicking the chunks off of your shirt onto bus patrons.

I tonged like 40 times last night

by Graham January 19, 2004

frrd

A random sound that can be made at any period of time. Usually said when something funny happens

How you doing?
"Frrd"

by Graham September 15, 2004