pikost

Basically another word for a pikey. They are the scum of society. Usually get around on stolen mopeds. Hang around in groups. Steal anything that they can get carry. They wear rings the size of golf balls from Argos. Pikeys like to know themselves as travellers

Blazin' Squad are a bunch of "pikosts"

by Graham September 15, 2004

pinkostink

a really big person. amazingly fat. so fat that you feel the ground shaking when she waddles with her huge rolling fatty body. Quite disgusting, should be avoided at all costs

"omg pinkostink's coming lets get the mawwkers"

"pinkostink i need a new pawwwwtner because awwwtie && mahawwdi have 1 already"

by jenny couture March 17, 2008

pikesturbate

The act of pleasuring an unattractive woman/man. Somebody you did not wish to wake up next to.

Oh my gosh i wish i did'nt pikesturbate her/him!

by damon rosco November 14, 2009

pikesturbate

The act of haveing sexual intercourse with a gypsy man/women.

'that pikey is s hot. i just have to pikesturbate the bitch, lets hope she doesnt steal the cat'

by shortys bitch December 12, 2009

Picostco

The person at the exit of Costco who checks your receipt and insists on drawing a cute, sometimes very detailed, picture on it. The chances of running into this increase greatly if you have a small child with you.

"C'mon Picostco. There's a line of 10 people behind me and my rotisserie chicken is getting cold. We don't need a picture of a kitty cat holding a bouquet of balloons on our receipt."

by mickgun24 February 8, 2014

Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff

A synonym of Fuck My Life with a religious twist. An expression of extreme displeasure pertaining to an event, action, or outcome.

Bro1: Dude, your girlfriend just fucked another guy.
Bro2: Oh, Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff!

by Dunbarbalooie2 October 6, 2010

pikestaff

Penis

Can also be used as a derogatory term.

That guy has a huge pikestaff

That guy is a huge pikestaff

by LubyLu May 9, 2006