hatchmonkey

A worker in an all night gas station. One that operates via a hatch, or window.

How about we order ten things, only one at a time. Really work that hatchmonkey. It'll be a laugh.

by Graham November 30, 2004

ridged band

The ridged band also known as Taylor's band is the primary source of sexual pleasure found in the foreskin of the penis. This tissue is destroyed in victims of circumcision.

Thanks to my parents I was not circumcised and enjoy a normal level of sexual pleasure with my intact ridged band.

I love my parents because they did not remove my ability to experience normal sex with my ridged band.

by Graham January 03, 2004

corwyn

The vaguely apathetic obscenity delivered by a hatchmonkey to his hundredth mutley of the night who wants something he can't have, and is therefore annoyed.

The guy was demanding to get in to use the loo, but the guy inside just corwyn'd.

by Graham November 30, 2004

witter (vb.) / witter on (vb.)

To ramble, usually about total shite (and usually drunkenly)

"I'm really sorry about wittering on the other night. We really should have gone for an espresso instead."

by Graham November 25, 2003

pantsed

Having one's pants pulled down

"I got pansted today at school."

by Graham February 11, 2003

swizzed (to feel)

Basically means 'to feel cheated'. Has a strong element of the subject (by whom is swizzed) being cheap / nasty / predictable / boring

'I feel totally swizzed by that poxy night out with those generic, brainless mongs.' Usually gay men, in my case.

by Graham November 25, 2003

chavtastic

A word to describe something that is chav-like

Look at his bling, it's chavtastic!

by Graham December 01, 2004