Graham's definitions

witter (vb.) / witter on (vb.)

To ramble, usually about total shite (and usually drunkenly)

"I'm really sorry about wittering on the other night. We really should have gone for an espresso instead."

by Graham November 24, 2003

jump my chain

referring to when when a girl sloppily jumps on a mans penis as he is standing

The two sloppy girls, jenna and lindsay, jumped harrison and i's chains

by graham January 27, 2003

hatchmonkey

A worker in an all night gas station. One that operates via a hatch, or window.

How about we order ten things, only one at a time. Really work that hatchmonkey. It'll be a laugh.

by Graham November 30, 2004

Eton Wick

The ghetto of Berkshire. This multi-cultural area is divided into two continents; the northside (often called the shithole) being renowned for its trampishness and being a habitat for chavs and pikosts. The southside is the more prestidge part of the village, where the rich and famous tend to live. The main feature of the southside is the recycling bank which is regularly set alight or used as a launchpad for fireworks by the Tyson's or other young scamps living in the area

I got shot when I was walking past the Eton Wick chippy

by Graham April 11, 2005

lardbutt

Insult usually aimed at the species of Louis

Louis a such a "lardbutt"

by Graham September 15, 2004

Corinthian

Of very shoddy worksmanship, but is called Corinthian to make it sound very impressive.

My car came with Corinthian leather seats, so they marked up the price.

by Graham April 19, 2005

Prepuce

1.The retractable fold of skin covering the tip of the penis or clitoris. 2. A bald dickhead's rug.

1. As you have no teeth, I would like you to chew my prepuce.

by Graham August 30, 2003