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(Man walks up to the Macdonald's drive through speaking incoherently)
"I am the macca's mascot! Grimace will come, Birdie! Hamburgler! Happy meal!"
(Man approaches inflatable burger)
"I am Ronald. Ronald McDonald, Mascot of macca's, Double quater pounder, Lord of the fries. Are you the happy meal?
Drive-thru assistant-
"Hey! That brings in the customers, I make the deals. You wanna burger?"
(The man begins to snarl. He talks to the burger again)
"Wait for the sign, and our chicken nuggets will be released.
(Man begins to run away)
"You will perish in hot oil! Soon as I find the Happy meal!"
Drive-thru assistant
"What a McCunt!"
"I am the macca's mascot! Grimace will come, Birdie! Hamburgler! Happy meal!"
(Man approaches inflatable burger)
"I am Ronald. Ronald McDonald, Mascot of macca's, Double quater pounder, Lord of the fries. Are you the happy meal?
Drive-thru assistant-
"Hey! That brings in the customers, I make the deals. You wanna burger?"
(The man begins to snarl. He talks to the burger again)
"Wait for the sign, and our chicken nuggets will be released.
(Man begins to run away)
"You will perish in hot oil! Soon as I find the Happy meal!"
Drive-thru assistant
"What a McCunt!"
by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016
Get the McCuntmug. The man saw his ex-girlfriend in the elevator in his apartment building.
He began to remember their relationship in vivid detail, most of it good some of it bad. He recalled the fights, the love making, and one strange incident where a pet cocker spaniel may or may not of been thrown out of a window.
The man decided at that moment that all this bickering and fighting wasn't worth ending a relationship so full of love.
As the man began to open his mouth to utter those three little words with tears filling his eyes he realised something....she never returned his Nando's rewards card!
The man then headed towards the elevator door and produced the most vile flugget. As the woman's face made the ungodly shape of a smacked arrsehole, the man smirked, flipped her off, mentioned she had something in her teeth and began his life without her!
He began to remember their relationship in vivid detail, most of it good some of it bad. He recalled the fights, the love making, and one strange incident where a pet cocker spaniel may or may not of been thrown out of a window.
The man decided at that moment that all this bickering and fighting wasn't worth ending a relationship so full of love.
As the man began to open his mouth to utter those three little words with tears filling his eyes he realised something....she never returned his Nando's rewards card!
The man then headed towards the elevator door and produced the most vile flugget. As the woman's face made the ungodly shape of a smacked arrsehole, the man smirked, flipped her off, mentioned she had something in her teeth and began his life without her!
by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016
Get the Fluggetmug. I banged that chick from the Tofu bar.
How was it?
It was good right until the moment I strayjacked, hit her mum in the eyes as she was delivering us some wheatgrass shakes.
How was it?
It was good right until the moment I strayjacked, hit her mum in the eyes as she was delivering us some wheatgrass shakes.
by GozUnlimited July 15, 2016
Get the strayjackedmug. -a failure
by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016
Get the taint fluffmug. when a man tries to hide his premature ejaculation by continued penetration with an improvised phallus
Banged that chick from the organic coffee house last night-
Sweet how did it go?
I fuckin pre-jacked
You cunt! Did you make like a banana and split?
Fuck no, didnt want her to know so i did the ol junkyard jangle finished her off with one of me work boots, she couldnt tell the difference.
Sweet how did it go?
I fuckin pre-jacked
You cunt! Did you make like a banana and split?
Fuck no, didnt want her to know so i did the ol junkyard jangle finished her off with one of me work boots, she couldnt tell the difference.
by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016
Get the junkyard janglemug. A saying used when wanting hands placed in and around your sweet booty.
Usually spoken in a high pitched porn voice
Usually spoken in a high pitched porn voice
It is Ben's birthday today and as usual he is feeling rather amorous.
He sits alone in his house thinking about getting his thicc as fuck booty snacked on.
He begins to scream out at a frequency akin to a bats screech, "Touch my bumpkin! Touch my little bumpkin! Touch my sweaty little bumpkin!"
His repeated cries for an anal thrashing fall on deaf ears. Ben then shoves a quick fing in his bum and heads to bed. Goodnight Ben
He sits alone in his house thinking about getting his thicc as fuck booty snacked on.
He begins to scream out at a frequency akin to a bats screech, "Touch my bumpkin! Touch my little bumpkin! Touch my sweaty little bumpkin!"
His repeated cries for an anal thrashing fall on deaf ears. Ben then shoves a quick fing in his bum and heads to bed. Goodnight Ben
by GozUnlimited April 1, 2020
Get the Touch My Bumpkinmug. by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016
Get the crusty potatomug.