Schlumpy

A ridiculously comfortable,lumpy blanket. ;-)

Go get schlumpy so we can watch a really bad movie..

by Goose April 19, 2004

Chapped lips

When a female wheres a skirt outside in winter. This will cause unwanted swelling in the Cunt area due to low temperatures.

Wow Shaniqua why are you wearing a skirt, your gonna get some major chapped lips!

by Goose September 29, 2004

Bird

Extending the middle finger and thumb. As in Top Gun

"You know, the bird. I'm sorry I hate it when it does that"

by Goose December 07, 2003

Sexplosion

The climactic end to a sexual encounter. In the case of female Homo Sapiens, multiple may be expected.

So I made the beast with two back last night, and it ended with a giant sexplosion.

by Goose September 29, 2003

buffy

1) A generally kick-butt show about a girl who kills vampires, her friends, sister, and one hot bleach-blonde vampire.

2) A girl who can fend for herself. Might be good (like when she's being picked on) or bad (like when she's just full of sh*t)

Oh, Opal, don't be such a buffy!

by goose March 12, 2004

meola

This is the look on a guys face if you jizz in his syrup and use your poop as his butter on his waffles and then tell him.

Greg: where did tehse get the extra zing?
Me: I jizzed in your syrup, and you used my poop as butter... hahaha nice meola

by Goose September 27, 2004

dime a dozen

easy to come by, next to worthless

She said, "Don't let it go to your head. Boys like you are a dime a dozen."

by Goose December 19, 2003