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How’d that short-a-chrome graduate from high school?
by Goofnut March 16, 2023
Get the Short-a-chrome mug.When you drive your car through a large puddle of water in the gutter of a street so fast that you soak pedestrians walking alongside said road with a huge and filthy wave.
During yesterday’s rainstorm, we went boating in my pickup truck and soaked a fat jogger with a dirty wave so big it knocked his hat off.
by Goofnut March 16, 2023
Get the Boating mug.When one quickly slides the head of his erect penis back-and-forth through his partner’s anal sphincter. Reasonable facsimiles of this would be when the partner’s mouth or vagina is used.
by Goofnut September 4, 2022
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Get the Chicken House mug.A replacement name for “monkey pox,” because the current name for the disease has disparaging, racist connotations against Black people. Since King Leopold II, the king of Belgium, presided over decades of murderous, torturous treatment of black Africans, it would be a just turning of tables against the cocksucker and his subordinates.
by Goofnut August 20, 2022
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by Goofnut July 3, 2022
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