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A comet discovered in 1973 that was predicted to be the “comet of the century.” Songs, plays and novels were written about it and buildings were named after it. But it turned out to be a bigger flop than Mitch McConnell’s career as a high jumper.
The word is synonymous with overrated and oversold events which totally fucking fizzle.
The word is synonymous with overrated and oversold events which totally fucking fizzle.
Putin, fat and topless on a stallion, Kohoutekked Russian masculinity while simultaneously spotlighting the “size of the prick on that horse.”
by Goofnut June 27, 2022
Get the Kohoutekmug. Five-wheeler
Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
by Goofnut April 1, 2025
Get the Five-wheelermug. Five-wheeler
Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
by Goofnut April 1, 2025
Get the Fivemug. When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.").
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.").
Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing; assuming the chair doesn't collapse
by Goofnut November 19, 2023
Get the taller in a chairmug. A natural instinct for being a fuck, douche bag, jerk or asshole. Variations: fucknacious (adjective) and fucknaciously (adverb).
by Goofnut April 12, 2021
Get the Fucknacitymug. When one quickly slides the head of his erect penis back-and-forth through his partner’s anal sphincter. Reasonable facsimiles of this would be when the partner’s mouth or vagina is used.
by Goofnut September 4, 2022
Get the Speedbumpingmug. Five-Wheeler
Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
by Goofnut April 1, 2025
Get the Five-Wheelermug.