Gonzo Writer's definitions

Whiskey Bandage

When you are injured but can't feel it because you are so drunk.

I sprained my ankle I think, but it's fine I can walk I have a whiskey bandage.

by Gonzo Writer June 2, 2013

Ambidickstrous

When a man has the ability to masturbate with either hand.

My right arm is in a cast but it's okay I'm ambidickstrous.

by Gonzo Writer August 11, 2016

Diversify your bonds

Make more friends who are minorities.

You live in a bubble you need to diversify your bonds.

I'm being really intentional about diversifying my bonds this semester.

by Gonzo Writer February 7, 2017

Liquor Jacket

When you are outside in the cold without a coat but you are so drunk you feel warm.

Similar to a whiskey bandage

Hey Caitlin aren't you cold out here in just that t-shirt?

Nah I'm good I got a liquor jacket.

by Gonzo Writer November 19, 2013

Passover Aggressive

When Jews trade passive aggressive insults during a Passover seder.

Ester: (to heavy set sister) "I assume you want seconds . . ."

Sister: "No thanks it was a little dry"

Elijah: "I'm not stopping at that house they're being too passover aggressive"

by Gonzo Writer July 18, 2016

Incorrection

When someone tries to correct someone else, but in fact the correction is wrong.

George: I like this champagne.

Pete: Correction, it's actually just sparkling wine. It's only called champagne if it comes from the Champagne region of France.

George,: Actually that's an incorrection, because this sparkling wine IS from the Champagne region of France. So go fuck yourself Pete.

by Gonzo Writer April 18, 2017

Maryland Vegan

A vegan who will still eat crabs.

Let's go get crabs! Oh wait I forgot you're vegan.

It's okay I'm a Maryland Vegan

by Gonzo Writer August 28, 2013